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Does my dog hate me? Part II

What is up, peeps. Yes, I am back at it again with the blog! “Oh no,” you say? Well sorry, you got to deal with it now! Ha!

The last blog I did leave y’all with a “cliffhanger.” Does my dog hate me?  Straight to the point answer, most likely.  Why you ask?  Well, the wife and I have two dogs, Mika (a rat terrier) and Milo (classic chihuahua).  Mika hates me out of jealousy, that’s just my dumb opinion.

Why so serious Santa Mika?

Milo, on the other hand, love me, that’s not an opinion, that’s a fact!  Since we adopted Milo a little after Mika, they have got their roles down as “brother and sister” pretty nicely.  Although, the devil himself Milo, loves to irritate and show off that he gets to chill on my lap, while Mika’s heifer ass is on the floor next to my leg.  Looking at me in disgust.  I am sure y’all who have multiple pets and for sure know where I am coming from.

Milo Savage AF

Now the big question of the day is, does one of your pets hate you?  I am sure one does.  Just watch your back as you sleep.  I know I do, just kidding, not really, I’m serious!

Now a quick change of subject.  I bet you are thinking, “What, this blog is out of wack and does not follow what Jimmy just wrote!”  Yup! you’re right, deal with it! I walk in and out of grammar errors with run-on sentences and unnecessary words so you’ll probably lose your mind if those are your pet peeves.  LOL, you think that’s bad you should hear me talk.  Anyways, Derek from The Billy Madison Show is coming out with a sports gambling and more podcast, starting September 6th, 2018, called “Dirty Derek’s Degenerate Podcast.”  So be sure to mark that calendar and be sure to follow Derek on Twitter or The Billy Madison Show Facebook for more information as the day gets closer.  You for sure don’t want to miss it!

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Does my dog hate me?

Sooooo, what’s up?  So I am here at home working on the computer and my dog, Mika, sits there in front of me, and just stares at me.  Like looking into my soul staring at me.  I thought to myself, “Did I forget to feed her?”  An unlikely scenario, she would never let that happen.  Then I start thinking, does my dog hate me?

A little backstory on Mika.  The wife and I adopted her when she was around 2 months old.  We were looking for our first “fur baby.”   My wife was just about to walk out the door when I called to her to check out two pups.  So we saw these cute pups.  They were sisters, one was playful and jumping around, the other was there dead asleep.  I was like, “That one, she’s a chill dog, let’s adopt her cause the other one looks like a pain already.”  This “chill pup” was Mika.  The explicit word played us.  She played us good!

Now fast forward a couple of days and I’m like, ” OMG did we get the wrong dog?!”  She’s a great dog but dayum did she love socks like all dogs do right?

Do you lift bruh?

Like all socks I had in the past with puppies, they were snacks.  Mika is a hilarious dog though and very smart, surprisingly.  The wife loves her to death.  We get used to Mika’s habits and she is starting to get the hang of being an apartment dog.  Sometimes I could have sworn Mika thought her name was, “No,” but she got it down really quick with her name and potty training.  The wife had so much fun dressing her up, ha!

Damn you, humans!

I got a kick out of it too while I was learning the ways of Photoshop.

Mika’s, everywhere…

Mika is what my wife calls, “chicle,” which is gum in Spanish.  Wherever the wife and I was, Mika was there.  Mika was more chicle with me though LOL.

Seriously dog?!

Mika is something else ha!  Even till this day, she seems to strike me as her almost being human.  There were definitely some times where I thought I was going to go crazy with this dog, the wife too, but Mika is Mika, and she’s just part of the fam.

That stare though she gave me earlier made me feel like I was being judged for my sins or something, damn dog.  That’s when I thought to myself does Mika hate me?  Then I realized something!  It’s quite possible Mika does have some jealousy towards others, or other.  This “other” was lying asleep on my lap.  We will talk about this other “devil” next time. 😉

The other devil…..

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