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Do you hate your Boss?

Well, I wanted to blog about this during my lunch break at work and not this evening, but I did not have much time to do so, unfortunately.   Do I hate my boss?  Nah.  But there was a lot of people who called into “The Billy Madison Show” this morning that did!

So during the 9am CST hour, Nard was the peoples’ voodoo doll and Derek was the dom enforcer for the people.  Billy was taking calls from people who hated their boss and there were some good ones.  Nard got some very “good ones” too from Derek.  So good, that Nard could not take any more of being a “voodoo doll” and literally said, “I’d rather be a sex doll than a voodoo doll!”  Yes, those words came out of Nard’s mouth!  Well if I was to really quote the exact noises and words Nard said, it would be more like, “kdafkasfasdljkfanlcfajksdhfjahdsfh sex sdkfhal doll!!!!”

What happened next has to be one of the funniest bits the guys have ever done.  At least top 5.  Dry humping is what Nard wanted.  So like a bawse, Derek delivered and treated Nard like a sex doll after a caller called in hating their boss.

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Derek sizing up…..

Then Derek to proceed to manhandle the sex doll Nard!

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Look at that form…Get it Derek!

When it was all done, Nard got more than he wanted, or maybe he did not get enough?

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Hide your shame Nard.

Just like a one night stand, it was over in an instant.  Derek bringing his “A” game.  Nard bringing his “B”utt game.  It is a have to see bit people!  You can check out the video of the full Nard Voodoo Doll bit on the Billy Madison Show Facebook page.  Go ahead and give the page a like too if you have not, it won’t hurt.  Or you can check out the bit by clicking here, you can still like the page there too, don’t be shy.

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There are No “L’s”

OK, it’s Monday evening, everyone is finally getting home from work.  What’s the worst that can happen to a person today right?  Well, if you are Nard, falling on your ass, handcuffed to a chair, for a bit, wasn’t his best Monday you can say.

The bit called, “The Nard 7 Second game,” on The Billy Madison Show, was an onslaught of punishments to Nard if he got an answer incorrect. Honestly, it sounded like Nard’s sexual fetishes coming to life.  “You’re such a naughty boy,” (Derek Voice).

As Billy repeatedly said, “Don’t fall off the chair.” What does Nard do?  Due to a “tickle punishment,” yup, his clumsy ass falls off the chair backward, wrist first. By looking at the video. You can clearly see Derek coming to Nard’s aid. Assisting in the fall, hoping for no damage to the “golden child.”

Now a lot of people were saying that Derek was being “Dirty D.”  But come on, you can clearly see Nard’s bed buddy, I mean battle buddy, Derek, assist Nard immediately.  #IAgreeWithDerek, What a hero!  Billy there were no “L’s” in this bit!  This was pure gold!  Not to mention, I have never seen Derek react so fast in my life! HA!

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Wanna Hang with, “The Nard?”

There’s no better way to start off, by saying this weeks BMS show was on fire, per usual.  This week’s bits with Derek’s, “I want to hang with Derek but can’t cause,” and Billy’s, “I want to hang with Billy,” was a huge success!  Nard on the other hand, well…..um, let me just tell you about Nard.

On a particular day, about a month ago, I got to chill up in the studio with The Billy Madison Show, on my day off.  This guy, Nard, or, “The Nard,” is something else!  I have met him a couple of times in the past before I started helping him with his YouTube videos a couple of months ago.  Let me tell you, this guy is the real deal,  he is no joke.  What you hear on the radio is the dude in real life!  He’s an extraordinary creature I must say.

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I hope that’s chocolate cake buddy!

Well, after the show, I got to chat a little with the guys, while Nard was in the corner with his beady eyes; looking me up and down, like I am in his territory.  Joking around, I said something to him, in a positive way I may add.  Let me tell you, “The Nard,” persona continues after the show! I am like, “Whoa bruh?! Really?!  I got, “Nard Dogged,” by this guy!  My reaction to Nard was how like Billy would say, “Whaaaaat?!”  I turned to Billy and was like, “Can you believe this guy?!  WOOOOOW!”

It’s all good though, Nard is a cool guy, but damn that threw me for a loop.  Maybe Nard is just being himself. You know, just being Nard. Yeah, Nard. The guy who said he would open up the kitchen cabinets and slam them shut with his head, just to blow some steam.

Who knows?  But one thing for sure, this guy is not faking it people.  This guy is your true 50 metals, Olympic Champion!

Quick side note, Nard will be live streaming this weekend, playing his PS4 on Twitch.  Be sure to check it out on the official Billy Madison Show Twitch channel.  Don’t forget to follow the guys on their Twitters too!  You definitely don’t want to miss it!

For pure entertainment, I wanna hang with Nard, but “can’t,” cause I am just not, “Mr. Cool,” like him.  But hey Nard!  This one’s for you!  Ass!

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