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Behind The 3rd Mic – Nard Translations

You asked for it, We did it. Literally YOU, I’m talking to the one person who emailed Billy and asked that “Nard Translations” be filmed. For those that don’t know, Nard translates (Narrates) videos that we find during the day that we think may be used for content on our nationally syndicated radio show. He usually overreacts to or misses the point of the video but sometimes they turn out quite funny. Enjoy….or don’t.

 

-@BMS_Derek

 

Everyone is going “Friday the 13th” on Nard!

It’s April, Friday the 13th, 2018, and Nard is playing “Friday the 13th” the video game on PS4!  What makes this stream so special other than Nard fat shaming his teammates?  The comments are giving Nard hell right now!

I can’t understand how the hell he did it, or how this is happening, but Siri or whatever is reading Nard the comments that are watching him play live!  Derek bruh!  Your vengeance is happening right now as Nard is being bombarded with insults such as, “shout out Josh,” “Nard you suck,” “Nard you’re fat,” etc, etc, etc.  It’s a must-see live!  In fact, follow the Billy Madison Show Twitch stream right now and comment insults on the chat and hear your comment talk to Nard in a sweet robotic voice, hahaha!  View the stream right now by clicking below!

***UPDATE – If you miss the 4/13/18 live stream, be sure to replay the broadcast. The twitch link is at the very end of the blog***

Billy Madison Show – Twitch

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Nard looks like he is going to crack on Twitch!

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Has Video Games Turned Nard Mad? The Finale?! *Blog Update*

Wow, did not expect this to turn into a blog series of Nard, but it fits so well, HA! Apologies for the “short blog” again, but the Billy Madison Show is LIVE on Fortnite, and yes, Billy is streaming online with Derek and Nard!  You can check them out by clicking HERE now, or by clicking the link at the bottom of this blog.

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Defeated?

So why does Billy have a significant effect on the “loveable puppy” we know as “Nard Dog?”  Nard does not take orders from anyone online right, or offline for that matter.  He sure can bully Derek around just fine, so Billy should be nothing to the Nard, right?  Well, honestly you are going to have to see for yourself right now.

If you ever listen to The Billy Madison Show, I am assuming you have, if not, you can click HERE to listen to their past shows on the show’s podcast page, after you watch the stream, obviously; you will learn quickly that Billy not just the host of the show, but he is “Top Dog.” Then you have Derek, the co-host, and the enforcer, and Nard is just, Nard. The Nard Dog is non-existent.  Although there have been “much” occasions where Nard has gone, well…Nard lol.  You have to listen to the show to understand the dynamics, super hilarious program!

Sooooo…..is Nard going to do his thing and be a full-on badass and continue his savagery of telling everyone that they suck and he does not.  Or is Billy going to tame Nard into a lovable house cat?  You are just going to have to find out for yourself.  Again just click the link below ASAP to find out!!!

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Billy Madison Show – Twitch

“The Billy Madison show is a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”

*Blog Update (@ 7:55pm, 3/29/2018)*

***If you miss the 3/29/18 live stream, be sure to replay the broadcast. Link to video below**

Sooooo, Billy proved to be “Top Dog” and Derek confronted Nard about Nard’s actions on their previous stream on 3/27/19.  Nothing but silence and complete awkwardness from Nard.  You got to see it to believe it!

Billy Madison Show – Twitch – Fortnite – 3/29/2018

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Has Video Games Turn Nard Mad? Part 2!

OK, so this is going to be a short blog cause the savagery of Nard Dog is happening LIVE!!!

Click here now to watch Nard boss Derek around! Be sure to SUBSCRIBE and FOLLOW! That would be awesome!

Derek, you don’t suck! Down Nard Dog! “You’re such a naughty boy!”

*Blog Update (@10:45pm, 3/27/2018)*

So, assuming you all have seen the latest Twitch video of Nard going ham on Derek for no reason, what is your take on the one who calls himself, “The Glue?” Funny? Or just plain wrong? Or, does someone need a timeout?

“The Billy Madison show is a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”

***If you miss the 3/27/18 live stream, be sure to replay the broadcast. Link to video below***

Billy Madison Show – Fortnite – Twitch 3/27/2018

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Has Video Games Turn Nard Mad?

If you have been living under a rock, the news is The Nard has gotten himself a PS4 and is now online.  If you have not watched Nard play Fortnite on BMS Twitch, you should definitely start watching!

Although, there is something changing with The Chosen One since his video game debut.  The man has gotten aggressive!  Nard Dog has gone Nard Dog!  Yelling at Derek and calling the shots!  When it comes to gaming, Nard is BOSS.  The funny thing is, he has brought the BOSS aggression to the Billy Madison Show.  If you don’t believe me, just listen to the past shows here.

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“Naaaaard Dooooog!” “Woof!”

Now, in my opinion, I really did not believe a video game can change a man.  But Nard is no human.  I really want to see Nard play GTA V!  My goodness, that would be gold!  To see Nard go ham in an open simulated city!  Nard would never sleep.  Damn, now I want to get a PS4 myself just to mess with the Nard and get that aggression going, HA!

You don’t have to have a gaming system to watch Nard, Derek, and even Billy, play video games on Twitch.  Wow, Billy is on Twitch too!  That’s a different story as well lol.  As Derek put it, they, “are a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”  If you don’t want to miss a Twitch stream from the guys, be sure to follow Billy, Derek, and Nard, on their social media, turn on notifications as well and follow and like the official Billy Madison Show Facebook page.  You don’t want to miss a thing!

 

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Why am I watching this during lunch?

I don’t know why that title popped into my head? Maybe because I am watching the video of Nard taking a big gulp of soda from Felix’s ass. Hey Felix, wat dat ass do? HA!

Yet, I continue to watch the video a second time, as I am still eating. Damn, I must be seriously f#@ked in the head? Or these things just don’t bother me anymore. Excuse me….Sorry, I’m still chowing down.

Anywho, I am probably going to have Felix’s phat ass instilled in my mind now, Daniel who? It is definitely worth a watch though! You can check it out through Dereks post. He has the full scoop on why Nard is slurping down the pop. Have a watch and enjoy your lunch! 😉

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Do you hate your Boss?

Well, I wanted to blog about this during my lunch break at work and not this evening, but I did not have much time to do so, unfortunately.   Do I hate my boss?  Nah.  But there was a lot of people who called into “The Billy Madison Show” this morning that did!

So during the 9am CST hour, Nard was the peoples’ voodoo doll and Derek was the dom enforcer for the people.  Billy was taking calls from people who hated their boss and there were some good ones.  Nard got some very “good ones” too from Derek.  So good, that Nard could not take any more of being a “voodoo doll” and literally said, “I’d rather be a sex doll than a voodoo doll!”  Yes, those words came out of Nard’s mouth!  Well if I was to really quote the exact noises and words Nard said, it would be more like, “kdafkasfasdljkfanlcfajksdhfjahdsfh sex sdkfhal doll!!!!”

What happened next has to be one of the funniest bits the guys have ever done.  At least top 5.  Dry humping is what Nard wanted.  So like a bawse, Derek delivered and treated Nard like a sex doll after a caller called in hating their boss.

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Derek sizing up…..

Then Derek to proceed to manhandle the sex doll Nard!

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Look at that form…Get it Derek!

When it was all done, Nard got more than he wanted, or maybe he did not get enough?

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Hide your shame Nard.

Just like a one night stand, it was over in an instant.  Derek bringing his “A” game.  Nard bringing his “B”utt game.  It is a have to see bit people!  You can check out the video of the full Nard Voodoo Doll bit on the Billy Madison Show Facebook page.  Go ahead and give the page a like too if you have not, it won’t hurt.  Or you can check out the bit by clicking here, you can still like the page there too, don’t be shy.

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There are No “L’s”

OK, it’s Monday evening, everyone is finally getting home from work.  What’s the worst that can happen to a person today right?  Well, if you are Nard, falling on your ass, handcuffed to a chair, for a bit, wasn’t his best Monday you can say.

The bit called, “The Nard 7 Second game,” on The Billy Madison Show, was an onslaught of punishments to Nard if he got an answer incorrect. Honestly, it sounded like Nard’s sexual fetishes coming to life.  “You’re such a naughty boy,” (Derek Voice).

As Billy repeatedly said, “Don’t fall off the chair.” What does Nard do?  Due to a “tickle punishment,” yup, his clumsy ass falls off the chair backward, wrist first. By looking at the video. You can clearly see Derek coming to Nard’s aid. Assisting in the fall, hoping for no damage to the “golden child.”

Now a lot of people were saying that Derek was being “Dirty D.”  But come on, you can clearly see Nard’s bed buddy, I mean battle buddy, Derek, assist Nard immediately.  #IAgreeWithDerek, What a hero!  Billy there were no “L’s” in this bit!  This was pure gold!  Not to mention, I have never seen Derek react so fast in my life! HA!

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Wanna Hang with, “The Nard?”

There’s no better way to start off, by saying this weeks BMS show was on fire, per usual.  This week’s bits with Derek’s, “I want to hang with Derek but can’t cause,” and Billy’s, “I want to hang with Billy,” was a huge success!  Nard on the other hand, well…..um, let me just tell you about Nard.

On a particular day, about a month ago, I got to chill up in the studio with The Billy Madison Show, on my day off.  This guy, Nard, or, “The Nard,” is something else!  I have met him a couple of times in the past before I started helping him with his YouTube videos a couple of months ago.  Let me tell you, this guy is the real deal,  he is no joke.  What you hear on the radio is the dude in real life!  He’s an extraordinary creature I must say.

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I hope that’s chocolate cake buddy!

Well, after the show, I got to chat a little with the guys, while Nard was in the corner with his beady eyes; looking me up and down, like I am in his territory.  Joking around, I said something to him, in a positive way I may add.  Let me tell you, “The Nard,” persona continues after the show! I am like, “Whoa bruh?! Really?!  I got, “Nard Dogged,” by this guy!  My reaction to Nard was how like Billy would say, “Whaaaaat?!”  I turned to Billy and was like, “Can you believe this guy?!  WOOOOOW!”

It’s all good though, Nard is a cool guy, but damn that threw me for a loop.  Maybe Nard is just being himself. You know, just being Nard. Yeah, Nard. The guy who said he would open up the kitchen cabinets and slam them shut with his head, just to blow some steam.

Who knows?  But one thing for sure, this guy is not faking it people.  This guy is your true 50 metals, Olympic Champion!

Quick side note, Nard will be live streaming this weekend, playing his PS4 on Twitch.  Be sure to check it out on the official Billy Madison Show Twitch channel.  Don’t forget to follow the guys on their Twitters too!  You definitely don’t want to miss it!

For pure entertainment, I wanna hang with Nard, but “can’t,” cause I am just not, “Mr. Cool,” like him.  But hey Nard!  This one’s for you!  Ass!

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