What Derek Did This Morning

I love this video. Actually, I don’t love it. I don’t even know if I like it. But this is me just living my life. Watching this guy chug a Route 44  Strawberry Sprite from Sonic. Which not to be a dick but he said that Route 44’s were new at Sonic? I cringed but outside of that, I thought it was cool that he tipped the dude 20 bucks and then made sure everyone saw how much he gave him. Some would call it an asshole move. I personally do the same thing so I’m good with it.

So far. This is all I’ve accomplished this morning.

-Derek

Should The Carolina Panthers Cut Offensive Guard After He Got Knocked Out During a Bar Fight?

I’m not sure how Taylor Hearn will ever be able to step foot in an NFL locker room ever again after this incident.

Can you imagine standing at 6’4 weighing 315 pounds and getting knocked out by anyone that isn’t also an NFL player. Gonna be really tough to recover from this one. A lot of you may have no clue who Taylor Hearn is. Don’t feel bad. Nobody does. Unless you’re a die hard Panthers fan but even then you probably had no clue. He only appeared in 4 games last year which was his first in the league.

I just don’t see how he recovers from this. Best of luck to the young man.

Did Nard leave The Billy Madison Show?

*Warning* This post along with all of my (Derek) posts on Billymadisonshow.com is poorly written. I have no clue how grammar works. Therefore you will see lots of commas and periods that I have sporadically placed throughout the post. I have a lot of respect for actual writers. I mean no disrespect.

There have been so many questions about The Nard. Rightfully so, He was the star of our show without question and now out of nowhere, he’s no longer a part of our show. The choice for him to step away from The BMS was done by Nard. We were on the opposite end and very much wanted him to stay. I won’t go into details about everything that went on privately and only because we just want to give Nard his privacy, He stepped away from the show and out of respect we didn’t want to make a huge ordeal and seem like we were turning this into an attention/ratings grab. Nard is more than a co-worker to me. Always has – Always will be. I know Billy feels the same way.

For the first few weeks of Nard’s absence, We elected to briefly touch on it but then wanted to move on with the show just because we wanted to give him a break. We also didn’t know if he was going to return or not and we were holding onto hope that he would return. In my heart, I knew he was done. The only reason I felt that way was because back in January, Nard had something drastically change in his life and I knew he was going to have trouble recovering from it.

I’m sorry for the lack of detail on why Nard left but It wasn’t just one thing and I don’t want to bring any unfair criticism or finger-pointing as to why this happened to anyone. Nard wanted to step away, It was almost unbelievable to me but these things happen. There are very few shows on radio that keep it’s core members together as long as we have. Sometimes you see two members stay together for 10+ years but you rarely see three members stay together for 13 years!!

Radio can be a stressful way to earn a living, especially when you no longer work in the same city as your friends and family. We respect Nard’s decision and don’t want to make content out of it. This post is the last you will hear from me about it. Of course, this story is a content goldmine but Nard’s not here and it wouldn’t be fair to him.

The BMS has been together with the Three of us (Billy -Derek -Nard) since 2006. We went under a different show name back in the early years but that’s irrelevant. What is relevant is the fact that we were doing radio together and it was really good. The chemistry between the three of us was instant. From day one we absolutely clicked. It helped that we all generally had the same sense of humor and we spent a lot of time bonding outside of the show. We watched UFC fights together, Celebrated birthday’s, played basketball, went to dinners and blah blah blah.

Most importantly we were there for one another when something went wrong with a girlfriend or a family fight. I drove Nard to the hospital after he participated in an amateur MMA match and got knocked out in 15 seconds so that he could get treated for a concussion. The nurse kept asking Nard things he didn’t know like who was the Vice President, It truly felt like the scene from Varsity Blues. Nard was there for me when I didn’t have a car. We were all at the hospitals for the birth of our kids, we would share U-hauls when we would move to another job, we made car payments for each other when someone was low on funds, we were there when someone drank too much, we were there for breakups etc. We grew to rely on one another. The point I’m attempting to make is that we were close, on and off the radio. Which was a huge reason why we are successful.

Over the past few years we haven’t hung out as much off air. Several things are the reason for that. One of them was that our kids were all getting older. The activities and responsibility’s that come with parenting took over. We also all lived far from one another and traffic in San Antonio is absolute shit. But even with the lack of bonding outside the studio, we all were still very close. We did a 4-hour radio show together that fortunately turned into a syndicated radio show and as a result, we did quite a bit of traveling over the past five years and those trips were always great opportunities to hang out. I’m honestly going overboard with this shit but I’m very much in my feelings.

As far as the show goes, Nothing/Everything changes. We will never replace Nard, We can’t and in fact, we won’t even try. You can’t replace a guy like Nard. The dude is an absolute goldmine. The Show is just going to have to evolve and it will. I think the world of Nard and what he meant to the BMS. I also think just as highly of Billy and Myself. I’m not being cocky, just confident. The BMS want nothing more than to put on a great show every day. With that said it is a live radio show so some days will be better than others, same as it’s always been.

People will more than likely read this post and think to themselves “Derek is having a hard time with this” or “Is Derek going to cry” and the answer to both is…. Yes.

Nobody misses Nard or will appreciate all the great things he did for the show more than us but The Nard ERA has ended on The BMS. Nard is the man and will be missed but this is nowhere close to the end for The BMS. Live Show tomorrow and every weekday after for the foreseeable future. Take care and Nard Bless.

Love,

Derek.

P.S. This really feels like a breakup and I’m starting to feel like I’m going to get even fatter. Please send workout/dieting tips as well as break up songs to derek@coxinc.com or tweet them to me @BMS_Derek I would greatly appreciate it.

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McGregor vs Westbrook – Who’s More Fan Friendly?

 

Conor McGregor and Russell Westbrook have been Trending in the top 5 worldwide for the better half on the last 24 hours, Both reasons for the trend have to do with their most recent encounters with “Fans”.

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McGregor was arrested in Miami after he smashed a fans phone after the fan approached McGregor while he was exiting his hotel. Hard to jump on Conor for this one without knowing the whole context of the situation. Was the fan pestering Conor? Was he being aggressive? Did he start chanting Fook yeah instead of Fuck yeah which would might be considered mocking by Conor?  I’m not sure. Either way, I’ve decided I’m with Conor on this one. People that hound celebrity’s for pictures, Especially the ones that just show up at the Hotel, Are Grade A assholes. Conor definitely should have to replace the phone but charges should be dropped after that.

Only thing Conor is really guilty of here is being a rich asshole. Not that big of a deal IMO.

Russel Westbrook on the other hand might be in a little more shit.  The Thunder were on the road last night in Utah. Russel has had a history of getting into verbal altercations with Jazz fans in the past and this time he was caught on video telling a fan he would  “Fuck him and his WIFE up”. Not the best look for the former MVP of the League.

Westbrook claims that the couple had told him to “Get back down on his knees”? Weird insult if true. I would like to point out that people have come to Westbrook’s defense. Like former NBA journeyman Matt Barnes. Who made the claim that Utah Jazz fans are racist. Which I absolutely believe.

 

This is a toss up but if I had to pick which guy was more fan friendly. I’d have to side with McGregor on this one, He just gave that guy a free phone upgrade. Love to see when Celebs give back.

-Derek

Steve Smith Takes A Shot At Jason Witten

As a Cowboys supporter my first reaction to Steve Smith sh*tting  on my guy Jason Witten is hostile. I want to call Mr. Smith a bunch of names and then just blog about how jealous Steve is. But after I smoked a bowl and had a couple of snacks, I calmed down and actually appreciated what Steve Smith had to say.

Was Steve Smith actually taking a shot at Jason Witten. No, He just likes to talk sh*t and couldn’t help it. I’ve been there. It’s almost impossible to turn it off and that’s how Steve Smith is. I love and respect it. I hope Jason does as well.

-Derek

Pete Davidson Is Happy Mac Miller Is Dead

I just read a story where Comedian/ Ex Boyfriend of Ariana Grande / SNL cast member Pete Davidson threw a Heckler out of one his comedy shows after the heckler cucked him and yelled out ‘Mac Miller’. This apparently set Pete off who called him a f*ck face and had him removed from the show. TMZ has the audio, You can click here to check it out.

Pete should take a break. This Ariana Grande break up has ruined him. I know he has recently discussed some mental health struggles. A lot of us are. No excuse to just throw a guy out just because he referenced your dead Eskimo brother. He didn’t have the guy removed out of respect for Mac. Pete had the guy kicked out because the guy made Pete Davidson think about a guy who used to have sex with the girl Pete still loves. That’s it.

Pete loves that Mac Miller is dead. How could he not? What guy on this planet wouldn’t love to know, That the last dude your lady slept with, Was DEAD. It would be a tremendous feeling. I could only imagine how cool it must have felt to be Pete Davidson when Mac Miller died. Those aren’t my feelings. No, I was sad about it (Just to be clear). I’m just imagining Pete Davidson had to be thrilled.

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I don’t even hate the fact that people are applauding Pete for throwing the guy out. It’s under a false understanding of why he actually did it but none the less, He is getting praise and that’s all that matter for this poor soul.

In closing, I have come to a diagnosis that Ariana Grande has ruined this man. I know, I’m late to that opinion but I just wanted to be sure before I made any rash statement but think about it. Pete Davidson went from a guy who made 9/11 jokes where his father tragically lost his life. To a guy that is so broken and so soft that he can’t stomach someone even mentioning the name Mac Miller, It causes him to go into a mental fetal position for a good 7 seconds where he thinks about Mac Miller’s tattooed naked body thrusting into his former fiance.

I feel bad for the guy. And for the record, I in no way blame Ariana for this behavior, It’s not her fault that she’s perfect. I would be in the exact same boat as Pete except I would have actually cried real tears on stage the moment ‘Mac Miller’ came out of that cuckler’s mouth. God speed Pete.

-Derek

This Sex Ed Video Is The Scariest Video On The Internet

Yikes. Watch the video below then let’s discuss.

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“It gets really itchy” 😂😭

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These are the things that bring out Freddy Kruger when I sleep. The accuracy of her knowledge is too accurate for me. Whoever taught this class needs to tone it down a little bit. I remember 5th grade, I left the sex ed class thinking you’re supposed to masturbate with deodorant.

The part where she says it itches was true for me. I remember when I was in the 7th grade and my penis started to get swollen and itched like crazy. I asked my buddy Brian who had already gone thru puberty, I knew this because it was well known at our school that his girlfriend gave him a mouthhug in the woods over the summer. So I asked him if what I was going thru was normal. I thought that eventually, I would shed this scaly itching skin like a cocoon and my grown man penis would appear. He said no, That’s not what happened to him at all. Turns out I just had poison ivy and it cleared up in about a week with lots of Caladryl lotion.

-Derek

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