Breaking News: Felix Is A Weak Person

 So Felix just put up this blog that I’m pretty sure will amount to 35 views. I actually bet this blog of me calling Felix a pussy will get more clicks. Regardless, Felix did this whole post about some wrestling dork ripping off his Undertaker theory after Felix went out of his way to email the guy. But Felix did the post in such a soft way that I’m now embarrassed for him and thinking about taking his posting abilities away.

Click here to read Felix’s blog so you know what I’m talking about. Or don’t.

Felix

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. On paper this blog had the potential of being hilarious. I thought one wrestling dork calling out another about a stolen theory was funny in my head. The evidence was comical, Felix had the email he sent the guy and the audio of the guy (sorta) ripping off his idea after her just shit on Felix in his reply email.

Felix should have cut a fucking promo on this dude, He should have called him names, been immature, cross a line, but he didn’t. Cause he’s A little pussy and all his battles need a script. Felix wrote about just wanting a “little love” from the guy and that he’s still gonna “listen everyday” because Felix is a Beta and to top it off, When Felix posted the link on Twitter HE DIDN’T EVEN @ HIM!!! Clearly scared of backlash from this guy which is obviously a Beta Move.

The worst part is that in the world of wrestling you can be whatever you want to be and Felix chooses to be a beta.

@BMS_Derek

Wrestling theory stolen? You be the judge.

So as many people know I’m a wrestling mark ( loser if you want to be a dick about it). That being said I tend to listen to a few wrestling podcasts like The Don Tony and Kevin Castle Show, Wrestling Soup and Solomonster Sounds Off. Well, I recently emailed the host of Solomonster Sounds Off to let him know my theory for the Undertaker which resulted in a reply that said he pretty much didn’t agree with it.email Well wouldn’t you know that come Saturday when the podcast comes out not only does he rework my theory to make it his own but now sees it as a good idea to set up a Cena/Taker match at Wrestlemania. Meanwhile, I’m here at home like “WTF?! When did all this change and why cant I get a little love for the idea?” I’m still gonna listen to his show cause it’s part of my routine and for a loser like me routine is everything.

I posted the audio below so that you can take a listen cause my imagination runs wild at times, I know this cause I’ve had an Urban Cowboy phase and two Soprano phases where all I did was walk around in my Jordan sweatsuit and listen to the theme from the show while driving around my very Hispanic non Italian neighborhood. Anyway I digress…

Fast forward to about a 1:25 in the audio and you be the judge. Am I crazy or just another loser with too much time on his hand.

 

The audio was posted to YouTube on the 15th of January and the podcast came out this past Saturday. My email was sent January 9th.

 

@BMS_Felix

 

 

Caller: Tickling is borderline molestation?

As most of you know, The Billy Madison Show is a nationally syndicated radio show and sometimes we get some weird ass calls, Like this guy for instance. We were having a nice conversation about this article that says you shouldn’t tickle your kids and then this guy calls in and takes it to a whole other level. He even started attacking Nard which was funny as hell. Enjoy.

@BMS_Derek

Retro Review: The 1987 Stallone classic Over the Top

OVER THE TOP

IMDB-Tough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to win back his son and triumph at the world arm wrestling championships.

 

Over the Top is the movie you get when you cross a father/son road trip,the gritty world of arm wrestling and custody over a child you haven’t seen since he was a baby. Also, lets try and forget that Hawk basically took a small payday from his father in law to leave his family to become a trucker. (If that doesn’t scream shit head idk what does) Did I mention this movie has classic 80’s bad guy Terry Funk.

(spoiler alert) In the end the wife dies and once again Hawk gives up custody of his son in return for money. He then wins a big arm wrestling tournament in Vegas and he gets his son back, then they ride off together in his new 18 wheeler truck that he just won  even though everyone including his son acts like he didn’t just trade him away for money for the second time in his life. I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot but those are the main points of this shit show.

Its not really a good movie but he had to do something between Rockys. There’s lots of things that could have made this better like not making it at all or getting a son who wasn’t such a pussy. I recommend this if you think your dad sucks ass cause you walk away feeling like your dad could have been way worse.

Comment a retro movie below that you want a review on I’ll accept all submissions for the most part, because I’m a single loser with lots of time to fill

 

@BMS_Felix

5 Songs that are no longer P.C. in 2018

The world is changing and not for the best, I remember the good old days when basic cable gave no fucks and did pretty much whatever they wanted. Now people get offended for anything, in honor of the easily offended here are 5 songs in no particular order that are no longer P.C. in 2018.

(This list would have been longer  but my ADHD doesn’t allow for that sometimes so there you go)

    1. Britney Spears – I’m a Slave 4 U: A song about sexual slavery? Not in 2018 Ms.Spears… notice I said Miss because this dirty girl cant keep a husband, I wonder why?

2. The Police- Every breath you take: In a Weinstein world a song about stalking just isn’t cool anymore but it was badass in The Replacements.

3. Drake- Best I Ever Had: In a world of participation trophies that means every girl is the best you every had Drake, that goes for Ashley too back when you were wheel chair Jimmy on Degrassi.

4.  Lionel Richie- Hello: A song where the basis of the music video is a student/ teacher relationship that’s just not gonna fly in 2018 not to mention the girl was blind in the video and couldn’t see she picked the wrong commodore.

5. Shawn Michaels- Sexy Boy: I love me some HBK as much as the next guy but this song isn’t very gender neutral so unfortunately for H-B-Shizzle he is now just a sexy person.

@BMS_Felix

In honor of Varsity Blues being released 19 years ago today. Here are my Top 5 Football Movies.

Can’t believe it’s only been 19 years since Varsity Blues was released. This movie feels at least 30 years old but regardless it’s a classic and made me think about what are the best football movies of all time. Here are mine….

5. The Little Giants

Little Giants

Movie Breakdown-  Spike was using steroids, John Madden has the worst driver of all time, Becky made an ugly girl but she had a badass go cart and The Annexiation of Puerto Rico would have got blown the fuck up. Those Cowboys jerseys were money and I loved seeing Al Bundy (Heisman Winner) pick on that guy who shrunk the kids (Dork). Just a classic movie with a solid moral message- If your wife leaves you, Turn your daughter into your son. Love it.

4. Friday Night Lights

Friday night lights

Movie Breakdown- This movie was pretty heavy but the football scenes were top notch. I hate that Boobie got hurt and then that doctor from Midland clearly tried to screw him over. Loved the girl that questioned starting QB Mike Wenchell on if he was gay or not and then made him have sex with her in the bathroom to prove it. I always thought this is how High School parties would go but apparently you also need to be the starting QB. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had plenty of girls question my sexuality, Just none that then asked me to prove it afterwards.

Wanna win? Put Boobie in! Let’s be honest though, Even with Boobie Miles, Dallas Carter was gonna kick the shit out of the Mojo and Tim McGraw acted like a real asshole when he threw his state title ring out the window.  This movie had it all, Including a heart breaking ending, But that’s football. Some times shit doesn’t work out.

3. Remember The Titans

titans

Movie Breakdown- This movie is #1 on a lot of people lists and that’s honestly a fair ranking. I could watch this movie over and over even though it felt like they only ran one play the entire game.  I also remember when I first watched this movie as a kid and hating white people for a solid 3 months when they threw a brick threw Coach Boone’s front window. That was some bullshit.

 

I Thought it was cool to see Coach Yoast (White Coach) bow down to Coach Boone (Not White Coach) and in the end when he chewed those refs ass for being racist and threatened to go to the press, Gives me the chills every time. Also shutout to Sunshine for kissing Gerry, Thought that was a ballsy move and I’m not sure how that fit into everything but whatever, It was hilarious either way.

2. Any Given Sunday

Movie Breakdown- “My name is Willie, Willie Beamin” what a fucking movie this was. The Sharks with Al Pacino as your head coach and Cameron Diaz playing a complete bitch of an owner. I love how Lawrence Taylor was in this movie as well and played a pretty big role. When LT cut Willie’s yellow SUV in half out in front of that party. OMG. This movie was so close to being Number 1 for me. I just thought having Al Pacino pay for sex was a little un realistic but other than that this will always be in my DVD collection even though people don’t have DVD collections anymore.

1.The Program

The Program

Movie Breakdown- I don’t know how many people remember The Program but if you’ve never seen it, Make sure you change that asap. ESU is the back drop for this classic. It has actual steroid use, A failed Heisman run, Major injuries, Sex assault (Not Good), and a Head Coach desperate to save his job. This movie is high drama and has one of the greatest QB quotes of all time and is the main reason I put this movie #1 in my heart

 

Email your complaints to this top 5 list to nardsucks@billymadisonshow.com because that’s Nard’s email and he can’t read.

@BMS_Derek