I went to Disney World and it sucked

Let me start off by being transparent and fair to Disney, I fucking hate theme parks. With that said, I went into this Disney trip with an open mind because of all the hype. Billy and Nard literally would not shut up about how jealous they were and how I won’t even want to come back home because Disney was so awesome.  Now that my trip has come to it’s conclusion, All I gotta say is, Those guys are weirdos. Disney sucked. I get it, I know, It’s for kids and yes my little girl had a blast but who gives a shit. This blog isn’t about my child’s happiness but either way here is a pic of my kid having the time of her life.Brooklyn Disney

The lines are stupid long ( Not only are the ride lines long but so is the line for the buses to take you back to your resort) average wait time is about 90 minutes except for the Avatar ride, That one is about 3 hours and if you don’t have this thing called a fast pass, You’re stupid. I didn’t ride one, Not ONE ride that I didn’t have a fast pass for and I think you’re only allowed so many a day and then you have to schedule a time or something, I don’t really know nor do I give a shit because I’m never coming back. EVER.

 

The food sucks. Nobody can argue with me on that one. Literally, No argument. The shows were alright, If you’re into super lame shit like Indiana Jones ( My grandpa was so hyped about that one). The Disney Employees hate their lives, Therefor they aren’t the friendliest when you ask them a question, Like for instance, I asked a question about traveling from one park to another and some dweeb from Indiana acted like I was an idiot who wanted to know what letter followed L in the alphabet. Fuck that guy.

I never was brought to Disney as a child and I often would complain about that whenever Disney would be brought up in the real world,  I no longer blame my mother for that one. No parent deserves to go thru this hell. Actually, Bad parents should be forced to take their kids here to make it up to them. Good parents should get to go golfing and shit.

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Terrell Owens runs Jason Garret over with a Double Decker Bus

Hot damn!! Now I know T.O. talks a lot of shit, Duh- Always has, I also understand that he is probably just shitting on everyone he used to play for because he’s still upset about not being a first ballot H.O.F.ER. which he should be. His numbers are sick and to me there really isn’t an argument to keep him out. With that said I may start shitting on Jason Garret instead of Dak moving forward solely based on his tweets.

It started out with someone tweeting TO a question about Andy Reid and TO responded with saying Andy just needs playmakers (Apparently he’s never heard of Tyreke Hill or Kareem Hunt), From there it kinda snowballed into him shitting on Jason Garret and former Coach –  Now NFL network analysis Steve Marruici.

He basically called Jason Garret a soul-less ginger with that tweet. Which I find very offensive.

“Running the same players over & over & over” This is the line that sells me. TO is 100% correct. Jason Garret goes into halftime and is completely fucked. I feel like all Jason Garret does is clap the entire Halftime. He has no idea what an adjustment is, He doesn’t even adjust his clapping.

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The person who I feel the worst for though has to be the Mooch. Guy is a total dork and might have some of the worst segments on the entire NFL network. Here is what TO said when asked about poor Mooch.

Didn’t have to do em like that TO.

 

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Billy Madison and Criss Angel in the same room at the same time!!! Here’s Billy’s review of Criss Angel’s Raw from this morning.

For years listeners pondered the question is Billy Madison actually illusionist and all around bad ass Criss Angel? Well, sadly hes not but lucky for Bill a fellow lover of magic he got the opportunity to not only see Criss Angel’s live show Raw, but he also took the much awaited pic that proves once and for all that Billy Madison is not Criss Angel but the Ugg wearing, Tom Brady supporter we’ve all come to know and love.

Here is Bill’s review of Criss Angel’s raw from this morning

  

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BMS Press Release

Even though we have already announced this. I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to post this for the people who creep on us but might not listen everyday. The company that helps syndicate our show (United Stations) just did a press release telling everyone how great we are and thanking us for being a pillar in their company.

BMS PRESS RELEASE

Couldn’t do it without you guys. I know you don’t have a lot of options when it comes to finding a quality radio show but, We are still grateful.