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Conor McGregor Says He Lost The Match To Khabib but Won The Fight

Some people are gonna laugh and hiss at Conor McGregor’s recent comments he made while recording a Podcast with Tony Robbins that was released this week. But not me. I personally love his Outlook.  Here is the exact quote from Conor – “At the end of the day, I landed the final blow of the night, right on his brother’s eye socket, Although the match didn’t go my way, the fight went my way. And trust me when I tell you, Tony, this war is not over. If this fight does not happen again, if it does not get reset, it’s on them. They’re running away. I’m here for the fight and here for the rematch.”

If anything, I give the guy Credit for hyping up the after fight – fight. I feel like most guys would have cried foul and made a bigger deal about it but not Conor. The Man loved it.

But in all seriousness. Conor might be a little delusional wanting a rematch. Not sure this fight would go any different although to his credit he thinks the fight would go differently.  He talked about an injury he suffered before the fight and his lack of focus. He also stated that he thought he trained for defensive tactics too much, Instead of fine-tuning his attacking strategies which is the way he wants to fight.

The injury talk and lack of focus sound like excuses but again, I credit him for wanting another go at it. The man isn’t fazed nor scared.

Here is the entire interview

-Derek

 

 

Seth Rogen Didn’t Have To Do Us Like This. But He Did and He Looked Damn Good Doing It.

Seth Rogen didn’t have to shit on us on the Cover of GQ like that but he did and I can’t say I blame him. The thing about Seth Rogen is, Everyone loves him but they’ve always said how he wasn’t very good looking. I always disagreed with this. Of course, Seth is not Magic Mike but I never thought he was ugly. Either way, the guy has made some of the funniest movies of all time, He’s had sex with legit 10’s, He has millions upon millions of dollars, He has a beautiful wife and now, Believe it or not. He’s hot!

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Congrats to him. I’m heartbroken personally because to me, He’s no longer relatable. I mean the best thing about this guy is that he dominated Hollywood even though people thought he wasn’t that good looking. He was out there doing the damn thing for us monsters and I was damn proud of him for it. But now he’s too good to be my hero.

 

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What I’m trying to say is that Seth Rogen is now the most Desirable Man on The Planet. Think about it, The guys who live the best lives are the Guys who are Athletes but usually, Athletes are bad with money which causes their wives to leave them and because of that, they get humbled. The Next is the rich guys, but a lot of times these guys are very weird in social interactions and usually end up scaring off overly attractive women and that humbles them. After them, It’s just straight up hot guys but often times these guys are too into themselves so they still get cheated on and that humbles them. Last is the Funny guys but these guys are often not very attractive and usually have to get with girls that have been with lots of other guys. Which humbles them.

 

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Now Seth Rogen is Funny, Rich and Good Looking???? Good lord. Luckily he’s not an Athlete, because if he could hoop, then we would have to say he’s Jesus Christ.

Hopefully, for everyone’s sake, He decides to remain a faithful loving Husband.  Life is strange. But regardless I’m happy for him.

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-Derek

I did another Episode of The Degenerate Derek Podcast and it’s not very good

I could not have wrote a more honest title. Am I proud of it? No but it is what it is. This time of year for sports is legit miserable. Especially with how bad the NBA Playoffs have been. Has there been one entertaining series outside of the Spurs and The Nuggets? I guess the Raptors-76ers series was pretty good but outside of that. Trash. But either way, The Boss said he needed me to do more episodes, So here it is. Episode 31.

-Derek

 

An Argument At An Ihop Has Never Ended In A Handshake

First of all, Credit to this guy for getting the shit smacked out of him and for instantly engaging in hand to hand combat. He could have easily allowed to Ihop man to hold him back but not him. He’s got too much Chad in him to allow that.

But next time, He’s gotta see this smack coming. I mean, How could you not? When has an argument at Ihop ever ended with one Gentlemen saying ” Agree to Disagree, Good Day sir” The answer is never. It’s never happened ever. If someone comes at you at an overnight pancake spot, You either gotta be prepared to throw hands or run. No other option. So I give the man credit for fighting but I would say his awareness needs some work.

-Derek

What Derek Did This Morning

I love this video. Actually, I don’t love it. I don’t even know if I like it. But this is me just living my life. Watching this guy chug a Route 44  Strawberry Sprite from Sonic. Which not to be a dick but he said that Route 44’s were new at Sonic? I cringed but outside of that, I thought it was cool that he tipped the dude 20 bucks and then made sure everyone saw how much he gave him. Some would call it an asshole move. I personally do the same thing so I’m good with it.

So far. This is all I’ve accomplished this morning.

-Derek

Should The Carolina Panthers Cut Offensive Guard After He Got Knocked Out During a Bar Fight?

I’m not sure how Taylor Hearn will ever be able to step foot in an NFL locker room ever again after this incident.

Can you imagine standing at 6’4 weighing 315 pounds and getting knocked out by anyone that isn’t also an NFL player. Gonna be really tough to recover from this one. A lot of you may have no clue who Taylor Hearn is. Don’t feel bad. Nobody does. Unless you’re a die hard Panthers fan but even then you probably had no clue. He only appeared in 4 games last year which was his first in the league.

I just don’t see how he recovers from this. Best of luck to the young man.

Did Nard leave The Billy Madison Show?

*Warning* This post along with all of my (Derek) posts on Billymadisonshow.com is poorly written. I have no clue how grammar works. Therefore you will see lots of commas and periods that I have sporadically placed throughout the post. I have a lot of respect for actual writers. I mean no disrespect.

There have been so many questions about The Nard. Rightfully so, He was the star of our show without question and now out of nowhere, he’s no longer a part of our show. The choice for him to step away from The BMS was done by Nard. We were on the opposite end and very much wanted him to stay. I won’t go into details about everything that went on privately and only because we just want to give Nard his privacy, He stepped away from the show and out of respect we didn’t want to make a huge ordeal and seem like we were turning this into an attention/ratings grab. Nard is more than a co-worker to me. Always has – Always will be. I know Billy feels the same way.

For the first few weeks of Nard’s absence, We elected to briefly touch on it but then wanted to move on with the show just because we wanted to give him a break. We also didn’t know if he was going to return or not and we were holding onto hope that he would return. In my heart, I knew he was done. The only reason I felt that way was because back in January, Nard had something drastically change in his life and I knew he was going to have trouble recovering from it.

I’m sorry for the lack of detail on why Nard left but It wasn’t just one thing and I don’t want to bring any unfair criticism or finger-pointing as to why this happened to anyone. Nard wanted to step away, It was almost unbelievable to me but these things happen. There are very few shows on radio that keep it’s core members together as long as we have. Sometimes you see two members stay together for 10+ years but you rarely see three members stay together for 13 years!!

Radio can be a stressful way to earn a living, especially when you no longer work in the same city as your friends and family. We respect Nard’s decision and don’t want to make content out of it. This post is the last you will hear from me about it. Of course, this story is a content goldmine but Nard’s not here and it wouldn’t be fair to him.

The BMS has been together with the Three of us (Billy -Derek -Nard) since 2006. We went under a different show name back in the early years but that’s irrelevant. What is relevant is the fact that we were doing radio together and it was really good. The chemistry between the three of us was instant. From day one we absolutely clicked. It helped that we all generally had the same sense of humor and we spent a lot of time bonding outside of the show. We watched UFC fights together, Celebrated birthday’s, played basketball, went to dinners and blah blah blah.

Most importantly we were there for one another when something went wrong with a girlfriend or a family fight. I drove Nard to the hospital after he participated in an amateur MMA match and got knocked out in 15 seconds so that he could get treated for a concussion. The nurse kept asking Nard things he didn’t know like who was the Vice President, It truly felt like the scene from Varsity Blues. Nard was there for me when I didn’t have a car. We were all at the hospitals for the birth of our kids, we would share U-hauls when we would move to another job, we made car payments for each other when someone was low on funds, we were there when someone drank too much, we were there for breakups etc. We grew to rely on one another. The point I’m attempting to make is that we were close, on and off the radio. Which was a huge reason why we are successful.

Over the past few years we haven’t hung out as much off air. Several things are the reason for that. One of them was that our kids were all getting older. The activities and responsibility’s that come with parenting took over. We also all lived far from one another and traffic in San Antonio is absolute shit. But even with the lack of bonding outside the studio, we all were still very close. We did a 4-hour radio show together that fortunately turned into a syndicated radio show and as a result, we did quite a bit of traveling over the past five years and those trips were always great opportunities to hang out. I’m honestly going overboard with this shit but I’m very much in my feelings.

As far as the show goes, Nothing/Everything changes. We will never replace Nard, We can’t and in fact, we won’t even try. You can’t replace a guy like Nard. The dude is an absolute goldmine. The Show is just going to have to evolve and it will. I think the world of Nard and what he meant to the BMS. I also think just as highly of Billy and Myself. I’m not being cocky, just confident. The BMS want nothing more than to put on a great show every day. With that said it is a live radio show so some days will be better than others, same as it’s always been.

People will more than likely read this post and think to themselves “Derek is having a hard time with this” or “Is Derek going to cry” and the answer to both is…. Yes.

Nobody misses Nard or will appreciate all the great things he did for the show more than us but The Nard ERA has ended on The BMS. Nard is the man and will be missed but this is nowhere close to the end for The BMS. Live Show tomorrow and every weekday after for the foreseeable future. Take care and Nard Bless.

Love,

Derek.

P.S. This really feels like a breakup and I’m starting to feel like I’m going to get even fatter. Please send workout/dieting tips as well as break up songs to derek@coxinc.com or tweet them to me @BMS_Derek I would greatly appreciate it.

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