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Co-Host/Producer for The Billly Madison Show and Dictator of blogging at

Cleveland Police Cruiser Takes A Loss After It Gets Dildo’d

Hate to see it happen to anybody. Even A Police Officer but in this case. Better them than me. Kudos to whoever did this though and they must have deep pockets because “I Hear” dildos are not cheap….. And that just made me think. What if they didn’t buy it just to pull off this prank. What if. What if it’s used!!!!!!! Yikes. God Speed Cleveland Police.

dildo on cruiser

-Dildo Derek

The Big Boy Who Knocked Out Anthony Joshua Made Me Realize I Look Really Gross Naked

I feel like I have to post this story because it’s all anyone is talking about from the Weekend. His name is Andy Ruiz Jr. and he just shocked the world by knocking out his opponent, Britain’s own Anthony Joshua.

Of course the obvious sticks out. One guy is in the best shape of anyone’s life and the other guy eats better tasting food. This is what’s great about sports in general though, You never know what’s gonna happen.

Gotta give Anthony Joshua credit though. Talk about great sportsmanship.



The Girl Who Ran On The Pitch At The UEFA Final Was Really Good Looking

Kinsey Sue is her name (I think) and promoting her man’s Youtube channel was her game.

This was by far the best part of a pretty boring soccer match. By all means, I love soccer. I play the shit out of FIFA, So I’m not what you would call a futbol hater. But this match was poo poo.

Kinsey Sue was by far the highlight when she ran out in the middle of play. Kudos to the announcers for acting like she never existed. What might be the best part about this stunt is that it was all for her man’s youtube. The love she must have for that man is insane.

Get you a Kinsey Sue.



Kid Gets Owned By A Drunk Cleat Chaser

First of all, This is my 4th blog of the day. I’m dominating today. Now, lets get to this video.

The first thing that jumps out to me is that mom looks like Kris Jennar (Kardashian). The next thing I notice is how this little girl took that L. I’m so proud of her. You can tell she takes L’s all day every day. I’m sure she has older brothers and goes to school with dickheads. She’s so used to getting the shit end of the stick that she just goes on to the next thing. I mean just look at her immediately hit the steps up to her seat after she saw this cleat chaser get the ball.  Hats off to her. I’m sure she’s the middle and forgotten child. Just gonna make her stronger and I’m sure because of these experiences, She will dominate the fast food management field and fire no call no shows on the spot.

In all seriousness though. The lady who got the ball is a real asshole…. The worst part is she’s sitting front row so I’m sure she lives a great life. Tough break kid.