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Co-Host/Producer for The Billly Madison Show and Dictator of blogging at billymadisonshow.com

Remote Control Car or Stuart Little?

Not sure why I love this video of a remote control car hauling ass on the highway in Houston but I do. I just want to know where the hell the person who is controlling the damn thing is hiding?

At first I thought it was the person in the truck in front but then that sum bitch hit the exit ramp and now my mind is completely blown. Did we just find Stuart Little or nah? Comment below and let me know what you guys can dig up. Thanks.

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NFL Divisonal Weekend Breakdown

The Falcons suck and Matt Ryan is a clown. I’m honestly just mad because I bet a shit ton of money on The Falcons early last week. I got in when the line was a easy -2.5 – I didn’t stop there though, Oh no, I bet The Falcons in every quarter and I also bet them to win the first half. Yep, that’s right, I somehow lost 6 bets on one game and when I have to meet my bookie Monday afternoon I might actually vomit. What a shit show the Falcons were. To make it worse they had a chance to win it at the end and they end up calling some stupid ass roll-out play that is like 0/10 all time. I now hate The Falcons.

How funny was it when the Titans scored first and people actually thought they might win the game. Including my beloved Tony Romo, What a dummy. I was asleep by the 3rd quarter so I missed The Patriots rolling to their 7th straight AFC Championship game.  Unbelievable. Last time The Cowboys played in a Conference Championship game was 1995. LOL.

The first game on Sunday was a slobber knocker with Jacksonville forcing a couple of early turnovers including a 50 yard scoop and score after a sack on Big Ben. Leonard Fournette was running all over Pittsburgh (Again) but the momentum of the game swung after Leonard had to come out after an apparent ankle Injury. Big Ben threw a bomb on 4th and 11 to score a TD and make it 28-14 at the end of the half. The second half was even better but you gotta give the Jags offense some credit. They put up 38 points (Defense scored a TD). They were also fortunate that Mike Tomlin decided to go for an onside kick when they were only down by a TD with about 4 minutes left.Jags kicked a field goal which proved to be the difference in the game with the Jags winning 45-42 advancing to the AFC Title game.

Holy shit, Saved the best for the last. Vikings and Saints was an absolute bore fest during the first half. In fact this game was so bad I started following the game on my NFL app and hopped on Call of Duty. Drew Brees of course went off in the second half, Bringing the Saints all the way back and even taking the lead late in the game 24-23. I thought I was gonna win my stupid $25  bet that paid $226 if the Jags and Saints both won. Weekend Saved!!!! Or was it…..

To lose a bet like that should be a criminal offense. Thank you New Orleans. Thank you for nothing.

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All in all it was a terrible weekend for me gambling but aside from that 3 of the 4 games were pretty damn good. Looking forward to winning it back next weekend.

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20 year old smoking hot Nurse, Bungee Jumps in a converted grain silo, Ends with her death. Millennials and Recycling are clearly at fault.

Always a sad day when really attractive people die young. This 20 year old decided she was gonna try out a Bungee jumping place in town that had been converted from an old Grain Silo. Not Good. Grain silo 1.jpg

 Ciara Romero, a 20-year-old nurse, died while using a 70-foot bungee-jump feature at Get Air at the Silo Trampoline Park, an indoor recreation park in Grand Junction.

The device was tested after the accident by the Department of Labor and Employment, which worked with Head Rush, the makers the bungee, and confirmed it is now looking at other factors in the case, according to the Daily Sentinel.

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Gotta blame millennials and there obsession with recycling for this death. I guarantee this bungee jumping company was started by some millennial who was like “Hey man, We should like totally convert this grain silo into a place where people can bungee jump, man. Like save the earth, man.”

You can read the full story here.  Also I found this hilariously stupid video on youtube that talks about the incident but also reads off the entire code of the dailymail article. haha. Stupid computers.

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I called it: Nard has ridiculous conspiracy about the Hawaii missile crisis

I knew it – I knew it- I knew it. First thing I see when I woke up this morning after losing my ass on Falcons last night and then getting drunk and playing Call of Duty until like 2am, Nard’s stupid Hawaii conspiracy video. I can’t even really articulate one thing he said in the video except for at one point he started breaking down how many minutes were in an hour, Enjoy.

I will give Nard credit for his video thumbnail image. That shit is pretty legit. Can’t even deny it. He’s got the whole X-files mixed with Illuminati thing going on, That’s pretty dope.

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Nard dresses like a Safari Show host and hunts Felix

I thought since I shit on Nard like 24/7 I should give him a shout-out for a funny video he did. Maybe this video isn’t even funny, Maybe I’m just 3 bowls (weed reference) in on a Saturday afternoon and I’m looking to mix in posts about stupid news while also trying to find a way to put our own show over in a natural seamless way. Who knows but I hope you enjoy the Nard as Much as I do.

 

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Entire State of Hawaii gets trolled by disgruntled employee or did they?

I don’t know. I’m not sure I buy the Governor of Hawaii’s lame excuse that someone hit the wrong button during a shift change. Like do they just have pre-drafted emergency messages sitting in their drafts? I guess that is possible now that I think about it but I’m not changing the headline.

But what if there actually was a missile that was headed for Hawaii and this is all a big cover up? Can’t wait to hear what Nard has to say about this on Monday. He’s a big loose change guy.

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Update: I personally fixed Jen Selter’s relationship with her father

Quick update from my last post. Apparently in just my 3rd day blogging, I managed to trigger one of Instagram’s Top Models. You can click here to read that post.

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Obviously the headline is what upset her but when you really break down the headline, I’m simply just saying “Jen Selter is so hot that it must suck ass to be her dad and have every guy to ever live think about his daughter naked” that’s it. To me it’s clearly a joke and I didn’t even @ her so it’s not creepy but either way I think it’s fantastic she’s decided to clean up this post and reconcile with her father.

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The road to reconciling with her father came after searching her name ( not her mentions, Just searching her name) on Twitter like the humble hot girl she is, She discovered my blog. After scrolling through my pics to see how hot I was she decided to shame my creative humorous headline. Then she must of realized that I had been blogging for about 3 days, That I was a nobody therefor she decided to delete the tweet, I hate her for that, In the 5 minutes that tweet was active that blog post had about 9,000 different visitors. Crazy the amount of power she has.

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But maybe I am a somebody because after a quick look at her Instagram you might notice a completely different caption on the photo that I pointed out. Went from “Sorry Dad” to a Pizza emoji. Crazy to think about the amount of power I know possess as an elite blogger. I won’t forget about you guys and thanks for the support.

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