How wonderful is your life when escaping to a private island helps you feel normal. The internet is currently dragging KK on this one. I love Kim but it’s impossible to defend her on this one.

Some people have questioned the legitmacy of this caller and can I just say that I ABSOLUTLEY BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. 100%

People don’t understand the kind of irrational decisions that fans make when their team sucks. It’s the worst feeling in the world. Outside of finding your wife cheating on you. But I for one believe every word this man says.

Apparently Cardi got a little too loose the other night and accidently upload a nude to her Instagram Story. Good for her. Now, I don’t know what the rules are when it comes to posting someone’s nudes so I don’t want to get in trouble over it but if you click my tweet, I believe the uncensored version is in the comments.

I also learned that People are not fans of Big Areola’s. People on the internet were ruthless and it caused Cardi to respond on her IG last night.

Gotta feel for teachers on this one. They’ve been talking shit about students since the first shool existed back in the bible or something. You know damn well that Jesus’ teacher used to probably talk so much shit about him, Definitley had to regret that one.

Jesus probably met Miss Babylon (Miss not Mrs because they didnt let wives teach back then) at the pearly gates like “Oh hello Mrs. B don’t see you talking shit about my mathmatatics now”

Not All Ugly White Women Are Racist

But All Racist White Women Are Ugly!!!

This is Cowboy Tuff Chex and he now holds the Guinness World Record for longest horn spread on a living bull at 8.6 feet!!!

I don’t actually know the size of his weiner but I just figured he has to be making up for something, Right? Anyway, Congratulions to him. I know he would get his ass beat by Red Rock though. That’s an 8 seconds movie refrence for you youngsters.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok I know this is bad but to see this 11 year old blow through red lights not giving AF is lol funny to me. I admit it’s only funny because no one got. Some kids are just bad kids and I’m here for all of it!!!

Kid was HAULING ASS!

A new hotel is opening up in DC that featurers Cocktails named “The Huntress” and “Empowermit”, It also has a head chef who is male but no word on if the Maids will be male or not.

I’am convinced that a male came up with this idea. I just don’t think that a Woman would be this dumb. No offense. I just don’t think this will slap with powerful females but I don’t know that demo. I’m ashamed to admit this but I don’t even know a powerful female. So hopefully this hotel has about 3 rooms or they are gonna have a tough time keeping this place booked.

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