Monthly Archives: June 2019
Olivia Culpo Named World’s Sexiest Woman
Ehhhh, 27 is a little old to be named Maxim’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” but other than that, Olivia Culpo is a very deserving woman. Former Miss Universe and Ex Girlfriend of Tom Brady’s good friend Danny Amendola.
BMS Facebook Live – Thursday June 6th 2019
We Have Cameras in Studio Now
I dreaded this day for a long time. I got into Radio to be behind a mic, Not a camera, For obvious reasons I’m not very happy about it. People seem to love it and the People are all that matters. You can catch the show live on Facebook M-F 6am-10am CST. If you miss it, I will also upload it to Youtube every afternoon.
-Derek
This Guy Who Dropped His Beers Is So Mad. The Video Will Make You Laugh and Feel Bad For Him.
I’ve been there bud. It was the 4th of July and I had just bought a 30 case from the convince store and was walking down a hill to the firework show. Dropped the damn case and I swear only 4-5 beers survived. So I feel how sad this guy was.
-Derek
Russian Company Pays Women More If They Wear Short Skirts.
So I read this whole story and you can too if you click this link….. Here’s my breakdown. An Aluminum company is Russia is tired of their female employees dressing and looking like males and they want to encourage women to dress more feminine. These are their words not mine. I know plenty of girls who don’t look like girls and more power to them. Back to the story, So this company is offering females bonus pay if they wear short skirts and then send a selfie to their boss.
Total ho move by this company but it’s Russia for god’s sake. You can’t even be gay over there. I also wouldn’t date a girl that works there. Apparently there is like 700 dudes to 150 Females……. Not good.
-Derek
Cleveland Police Cruiser Takes A Loss After It Gets Dildo’d
Hate to see it happen to anybody. Even A Police Officer but in this case. Better them than me. Kudos to whoever did this though and they must have deep pockets because “I Hear” dildos are not cheap….. And that just made me think. What if they didn’t buy it just to pull off this prank. What if. What if it’s used!!!!!!! Yikes. God Speed Cleveland Police.
-Dildo Derek
The Big Boy Who Knocked Out Anthony Joshua Made Me Realize I Look Really Gross Naked
I feel like I have to post this story because it’s all anyone is talking about from the Weekend. His name is Andy Ruiz Jr. and he just shocked the world by knocking out his opponent, Britain’s own Anthony Joshua.
Of course the obvious sticks out. One guy is in the best shape of anyone’s life and the other guy eats better tasting food. This is what’s great about sports in general though, You never know what’s gonna happen.
Gotta give Anthony Joshua credit though. Talk about great sportsmanship.
-Derek
The Girl Who Ran On The Pitch At The UEFA Final Was Really Good Looking
Kinsey Sue is her name (I think) and promoting her man’s Youtube channel was her game.
This was by far the best part of a pretty boring soccer match. By all means, I love soccer. I play the shit out of FIFA, So I’m not what you would call a futbol hater. But this match was poo poo.
Kinsey Sue was by far the highlight when she ran out in the middle of play. Kudos to the announcers for acting like she never existed. What might be the best part about this stunt is that it was all for her man’s youtube. The love she must have for that man is insane.
Get you a Kinsey Sue.
-Derek