NBA Allstar Weekend Is Off To A Miserable Start

I really regret spending my Friday night watching anything related to NBA Allstar weekend. Worst move I made all weekend so far. I’m set to go to an Ikea tomorrow that just opened so that might take the lead but so far the worst part was definitely watching not only the ‘Rising Stars’ game but I also watched the shit show known as the Celebrity game.

The best part of the Celebrity game was “Little Person” and “Comedian” Brad Williams (We’ve had him in studio 2 or 3 times) Really funny dude and it was really funny watching him book it up and down a full size basketball court. Little People look like they run really fast BTW.

Well done Brad, Well Done.

I love this picture, Not only does Brad look great but Ray Allen looks like he’s enjoying himself as well. He also brings up a great point about the Roster. I knew about 5 people on the court. Brad Williams, The Migos dude, Ray Allen, Steve Smith former NFL receiver and someone else.

The Rising stars game is the game that is really a head scratcher. What’s the point? Does ESPN need that for filler? I was confused and bored the whole entire time. I honestly flipped over to Twitch to watch my guy Ninja win his 2nd Apex tournament in a row. NBD.

The Rising stars game is set between Team World vs Team USA.  USA ended up winning the game 161 -144 with LA Laker Kyle Kuzma winning The MVP with his 35 points. Ben Simmons led Team World with 28. Who cares.

But man, Did I love the way these doofuses closed out the night. Stellar night for the NBA. Can’t wait to see what the rest of the weekend brings us.

Kyler Murray Conspiracy

It was this time yesterday, Only much later in the day. I was on my 3rd blunt and was thinking to myself ” Kyler Murray is gonna drop so far in this draft”…. For those that don’t know, Kyler Murray is a 2 sport athlete (Football/Baseball) and has been faced with the decision of signing with MLB after The Oakland Athletics took Kyler with their first pick in last years draft or entering The NFL Draft after a Heisman Winning performance this year playing QB for The University of Oklahoma.

There has been endless speculation as to which sport he was gonna choose and things got really weird on a recent interview with Dan Patrick where he answered ZERO Questions.

And then another week passed and still nobody knew if he was gonna play baseball or football. Until yesterday afternoon when he officially announced he would be putting all his time and energy into playing QB.

I definitely thought he was choosing baseball after that Dan Patrick interview. I just thought he was trying to leverage the speculation into a bigger contract with the A’s……NOPE. And not only was I wrong about that but it appears that I’m also wrong about his draft stock.

The Cardinals are gonna take him NUMBER 1!!! After they just spent a 1st round pick just LAST year on QB Josh Rosen. Yikes.

If Kyler does go Number 1, He needs to think his former teammate Baker Mayfield. Zero chance this would even be a possibility if Baker hadn’t shown out this year.

-Derek

The Internet Hype Over Rudy “The Athletic” Bulldog Is Nauseating

The amount of people posting/commenting on this Bulldog is a little much. When I saw this video on my Twitter timeline for the 14th time, I decided to click on it. I was expecting to see the most insane Obstacle course run that has ever been run.

Sadly, This was not the case. What I saw was a just above average Bulldog running an obstacle course. That’s it.

This might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t even think the dog did that good of a job. He kind of sucked.

-Derek

I Can’t Decide If This Video Of A Girl Eating A Heart Shaped RAW Steak is Hot or Scary?


Having a hard time with this one. A Part of me finds this video so attractive. I love my steak rare. It’s the only way to eat a steak. I also love girls who love steak. I just feel they wont’t mind how fat I look when I get Naked. Weird way of thinking? You bet ya.

The other part of me feels like I’m watching “Jennifer’s Body” all over again. She’s just waiting for me to undress and start the love making process, Then all of a sudden she’s just gonna start ripping you from limb to limb just because she was the victim of a satanic ritual.

It’s a risky situation to say the least.

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-Derek

A Honey Badger Is In The Lead For Mom Of The Year After Saving Her Baby From A Leopard!

Honey Badgers have built a great reputation for themselves over the past few years. In case you don’t know, Honey Badgers are known for not giving a f*ck. They will fight anybody or anything. It could be a Leopard, Khabib, a Felon or a Giraffe, It does not matter to them.

This fight in particular shows a Mother Honey Badger rushing in to defend one of her offspring who was getting ready to take the Big L at the paws of this Leopard. That was until the spotted feline got completely bullied by a true Alpha.

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The look says it all. Shock and defeat is what it says. Also maybe a little embarrasament after realizing this was gonna wind up on Youtube. I get the same look on my face when someone kills me using a trap on Fortnite.

-Derek

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Stripper Bowl Recap

The Stripper Bowl looked like the place to be Monday Night….. I’ve never heard of the Stripper Bowl before, Is it new? Yes, Apparentley this was the first ever and it was thrown by Atlanta based record label – Quality Control – who has artist like The Migos, Lil Yachty and 21 Savage  on the label.

 

The Money, MY GAWD THE MONEY!!! I’ve never wanted to be a big booty stripper in my entire life! Who knows the total? I’ve seen people say it’s anywhere from 1-5 million dollars that rained down on the evening.

I take back that wanting to be a stripper comment after seeing this next tweet!

All that money and they only took home $1200??? Yikes……Wait, Nevermind. That girl has no clue how numbers work. Apparently each girl took home $120,000 for one night of dancing.

The Event has seemed to of inspired girls all over the internet to set big goals for themselves next year. Like this girl who plans on working the event with her Aunt.

Already looking forward to next years Stripper Bowl.

-Derek