The amount of people posting/commenting on this Bulldog is a little much. When I saw this video on my Twitter timeline for the 14th time, I decided to click on it. I was expecting to see the most insane Obstacle course run that has ever been run.
Sadly, This was not the case. What I saw was a just above average Bulldog running an obstacle course. That’s it.
This might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t even think the dog did that good of a job. He kind of sucked.
Having a hard time with this one. A Part of me finds this video so attractive. I love my steak rare. It’s the only way to eat a steak. I also love girls who love steak. I just feel they wont’t mind how fat I look when I get Naked. Weird way of thinking? You bet ya.
The other part of me feels like I’m watching “Jennifer’s Body” all over again. She’s just waiting for me to undress and start the love making process, Then all of a sudden she’s just gonna start ripping you from limb to limb just because she was the victim of a satanic ritual.
Honey Badgers have built a great reputation for themselves over the past few years. In case you don’t know, Honey Badgers are known for not giving a f*ck. They will fight anybody or anything. It could be a Leopard, Khabib, a Felon or a Giraffe, It does not matter to them.
This fight in particular shows a Mother Honey Badger rushing in to defend one of her offspring who was getting ready to take the Big L at the paws of this Leopard. That was until the spotted feline got completely bullied by a true Alpha.
The look says it all. Shock and defeat is what it says. Also maybe a little embarrasament after realizing this was gonna wind up on Youtube. I get the same look on my face when someone kills me using a trap on Fortnite.
The Stripper Bowl looked like the place to be Monday Night….. I’ve never heard of the Stripper Bowl before, Is it new? Yes, Apparentley this was the first ever and it was thrown by Atlanta based record label – Quality Control – who has artist like The Migos, Lil Yachty and 21 Savage on the label.
The Money, MY GAWD THE MONEY!!! I’ve never wanted to be a big booty stripper in my entire life! Who knows the total? I’ve seen people say it’s anywhere from 1-5 million dollars that rained down on the evening.
This girl is the Devil. I mean it. Heartless, Coldblooded, Soul-less.
She just got caught cheating and instead of just lying to the dude and telling him how sorry she was. She instead mocks the life out of this dude. I’m surprised this dude even posted the video. Like bro, I didn’t want to see this shit. Makes me scared of women. Terrified even.
“Go ahead and Cry, You’re a bitch” will haunt me forever.
I hate betting on the Patriots. More than any other team. It’s currently the beginning of the 4th quarter when I’m starting this blog and I’m legit scared I’m about to lose $550. Tom Brady Brady threw an incomplete pass on 3rd and 4, So now they are punting which gives the Rams the ball back with a tie game at 3-3.
Billy just text me basically blaming me because I gave the Rams a 0.0000000000000% chance of winning. Same as I did last year with the Eagles. This ain’t my fault……….Or is it. Is witch craft real? I would say witch craft is 0.00000000001% real. But this is just what the Patriots do. They make you wait the whole game. No matter what. The Rams have looked so bad the entire game, While the Patriots have dominated in every aspect except where it matters, The Scoreboard. Why is this drive taking forever? I just want to know how this shit ends. Just like I do when I’m gonna watch a scary movie. I look online to see what the worst parts of the movie are. Chicken shit? Maybe. But I’m not a big jump scare guy.
Damn Goff just got leveled. Clean hit. Rams are 3rd and 22 with 10:30 minutes left and they hand it off to Todd Gurley for a l yard loss. Come on, LFG Tommy. These commercials have sucked ass btw. Not that I’ve really been watching them. I’mostly on Twitter during Commercial. Twitter is the best. All other Social Media is trash. Can’t get an overreaction or rude comment faster than you can on Twitter. @BMS_Derek for those that care to drop a follow. @BMS_Nard has way more followers than I do but that’s also because somebody bought him 50,000 followers, Not making excuses just stating hardcore and by hardcore, I mean solid facts.
Oh Shit!!!! Tom Brady throws a great ball to Gronk, 1st and GOAL….. TOUCHDOWN!!! Pats winning 10-3. I knew it, I knew it!!!
I’m still scared. Nothing worse than losing $500. I get it. Some of you are rich,I’m not. I’m divorced. Rams need to go away, Fuck they just crossed into Patriots territory. They are inside the 30!!!! NO. Cooks just got hammered and he dropped a TD! This game is too close. GOFF THROWS A INTERCEPTION!!!!! PATRIOTS BALL
Oh Shit, That ASMR commercial is on and it TURNS ME ON! That was attractive. I do think guys do better ASMR though.
Back to the game….. Patriots take over inside their own 5 with 4:17 left. So much time left…. Fuck that, Ball game. Sonny Michel just busted open a 30 yard run!!! Patriots winning this shit, I’m getting paid! Rams running out of time. Patriots are pretty much a First Down away from ending this shit.
REX BURKHEAD JUST BUSTED A HUGE 26 YARD RUN! THIS GAME IS OVER!!!
PATS WIN. DEREK GETS PAID!!!!
That almost sucked though. Cograts to me on knowing which team to align my money with.