Where’s Brother Nature and his Canella loving ass on this one? That dude is such a fraud. Always posting videos how he’s the deer whisperer but when he’s actually needed. No where to be found. This baby deer got absolutely wrecked and the worst part is that it happened in a neighborhood in the middle of the day.
I love the lady calling 911 though. Like wtf were they gonna be able to do?
Whoa! Bombshell! Breaking News! Amy Schumer has a weird gross family. Let me first acknowledge that 90% of you that click on this blog won’t think this is weird nor gross but instead, You might even find it cute and funny. Not me. Let me also congratulate Amy Schumer before she embarks on the worst pain I could ever imagine someone going thru, A vaginal birth.
The main reason I find this gross is because Vaginas are scary and weird looking. All Of Em. I’ve thought so ever since I was a little boy and my mom would walk around the house completely nude. I remember thinking that they were the only thing more disgusting than Master Splinter from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
So of course, This “Cake” that shows a baby COMING OUT OF A “CAKE” VAGINA it’s going to completely gross me out!!! But answer this honestly, Would you eat this cake?
Hard to give Thieves any credit these days. You want something, You gotta work for it. That’s what they say anyway. But these guys chose to go the scumbag route and burglarize this family’s beautiful home. One of the items they attempted to take was a big ass 4k TV.
Apparently the TV was to big for their car so instead of throwing a fit about it and smashing it in the driveway (I imagine that’s what I would of done) they instead returned it very nicely back inside the home and took off.
I hope those guys are eventually caught and then I hope the family has it in their heart to thank these gentlemen.
I’m really starting to get into this whole blogging thing but I do admit it can be tough to find good content all the time. Most stories that dominate the News are awful with all the murder – rape – racist stories and sure there are plenty of those out there.
And then there’s story like this one. Where strangers from all over earth ascend to Killeen Texas to attend a Funeral for an Air Force Veteran who had no family and people were afraid that no one would be attending. That story leaks and next thing you know, All the good people of Earth show up. Honestly brings me to tears. I know what you’re thinking. I cry about everything and I do but dammit this is for great reason.
We were talking about a story earlier on the show of a woman beating herself up because she became so upset with her boyfriend. That led to Nard telling us about the time when he took on a row of open dryers at the Laundromat. Turns out, Not only was he not lying about it but there was also a video.
The only thing I can think about is how much poop these people are eating. It’s a proven fact that your phone is covered in poop. It’s just the way it is. We can’t put our phones down even when we are on the toilet. This is the reason they are covered in poop. If this company sells 5 of these cases I’ll punch myself in the wiener.
I’ve seen a lot of bullshit in my day but this ranks near the top. It’s the reason I don’t watch the Pro Bowl. I Can’t stand watching Jason Garret coaching up Eagles, Giants and Redskins. I can’t stand to watch division rivals act like best friends. It bothers me to my core. I spend too much money on Cowboys shit to watch rivals be buddy buddy. Keep that shit behind closed doors.
This is the most pathetic thing I think I’ve ever seen though. Detroit Lion Darius Slay who is participating in a game wearing a Detroit Lion helmet sharing a jacket with division rival and Chicago Bear Kyle Fuller? Give me a break. This shit is gross.
Is this what Belichick taught you Matt? I think not.
I’m not really a goal guy. Never have been. It goes against my natural desire to want to do nothing everyday but with that said, I did tell myself on top of blogging everyday, I wanted to make sure every BMS episode got uploaded in a timely manner.
As of January 27th 2019 I can proudly say that every live BMS episode of 2019 is available for you. below you can find two links. Itunes link for those that have an Iphone and a desktop/android link for those that don’t. You’re welcome and happy to help.
And typically you won’t see an Episode uploaded until 24hours has passed. This is to help promote our BMS 24/7 stream which you can find a link to that on the home page.
Not how I imagined spending my Sunday evening but I’m here sitting at my computer desk watching WWE’s Royal Rumble. Why? I’m not sure how to answer that but regardless the biggest thing I’ve noticed about this event is that The WWE is definitely being dominated by women. My first initial reaction was “Holy shit this sucks” but as the event has went on I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s no different than guys wrestling. That shit sucks just as much.
I watched this girl Becky Lynch who apparently goes by “The Man” which is a great gimmick by the way, Lose the opening match to some girl who looked like Asia’s version of Tekashi 69. I was thinking how she goes by “The Man” but loses the opening match to a woman? But that would be sexist so I didn’t think about that.
Next match was a brutal one and it was all male. It was the tag team championship match between the Miz, Shane McMahon vs Some Guy and Some other Irish guy named Shamus. The Match Sucked ass from start to finish. The Miz and The Owners Son won. Shocker. Tag team matches should be eliminated. They all suck. Not entertaining and definitely just filler. But brutal awful filler.
Following that match was some beautiful Angel named Sasha Banks vs Ronda Rousey. That match wasn’t the worst but “The Baddest Woman Alive” (which is a laughable nickname for Ronda) pulled off the win against her much prettier counter part Sasha.
Next match is The Womens Royal Rumble so I’ll be turning this shit off now and heading back to Fortnight.