A new song from the duo of Chris and Felix…

Dropped a new song today and its safe to say it got pretty mixed reviews. In case you missed here it is uncensored and by uncensored I mean like one word is un-bleeped.

Another Crappy Felix Parody: Hard Nard Life…Uncensored ( The Chris Version)

Alright so yesterday we played a new Nard song I made but it sounded really shitty because you couldn’t hear the lyrics. Well Chris fixed the fuck out of it so it’s still shitty but you can hear the lyrics better now so enjoy… or don’t cause I’m sure I’ll get hate for my trash lyrics.

 

Everyone is going “Friday the 13th” on Nard!

It’s April, Friday the 13th, 2018, and Nard is playing “Friday the 13th” the video game on PS4!  What makes this stream so special other than Nard fat shaming his teammates?  The comments are giving Nard hell right now!

I can’t understand how the hell he did it, or how this is happening, but Siri or whatever is reading Nard the comments that are watching him play live!  Derek bruh!  Your vengeance is happening right now as Nard is being bombarded with insults such as, “shout out Josh,” “Nard you suck,” “Nard you’re fat,” etc, etc, etc.  It’s a must-see live!  In fact, follow the Billy Madison Show Twitch stream right now and comment insults on the chat and hear your comment talk to Nard in a sweet robotic voice, hahaha!  View the stream right now by clicking below!

***UPDATE – If you miss the 4/13/18 live stream, be sure to replay the broadcast. The twitch link is at the very end of the blog***

Billy Madison Show – Twitch

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Nard looks like he is going to crack on Twitch!

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These parents will pay for this one day

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but these parents will regret this stunt one day. I’m not even sure how, Kids can go down a slew of paths that wind up causing  parents to stay up late pondering the very question

” Where did I go wrong in raising these kids?”

Lucky for these parents, They will be able to recall that very moment with ease.

Can’t blame that little boy one bit, He didn’t know wtf was going on. All he knew was that dickhead was not the Easter Bunny. He was fast as shit too, Zero chance PAPA would have ever caught Henry George III or whatever his name probably was. Video is still super creepy. Like none of the parents were saying anything and it was just this gloomy bunny running up with children screaming. Video is just odd.

@BMS_Derek

After the Holidays

Nothing like waking up to the whole city of San Antonio, TX, with BBQ smell in the air today.  Smells delicious!  Most of the country celebrated Easter today, or on April 1st, depending on when you read this, and it was the day I stuffed my face with delicious BBQ and sweets!  Really sounds like just another day for me, HA! Not really.  My goodness though!  My stomach is bloated, gurgling, giggling, you named it!  I am going to explode!

I do not know what possessed me to write about what I am about to say?  It seems the holidays comes with it’s “demons.”  This demon is called “constipation!” LOL, oh yeah, you know what I am talking about!  Don’t act like you just drank a cup of water and called it a day.  You stuffed your face too right?  It’s not just the men, you women are just as guilty!  I bet everyone regretted every single food they put into their stomach’s today, and more!  Well, regretting might be a little too much cause the food was awesome right?  It sucks though when your laying in bed and you’re thinking how much water you have to drink to get the food “back out” again because your cramping like you’re about to give birth! 😉

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Hope that’s not the last roll?!

Hahahahahaha!  Hey, we are all adults here right?  We all know that feeling when we eat so much crap that our body can’t handle it all.  It’s either not enough fiber, too much-carbonated drinks, eating too fast, and the obvious, eating too much when it comes to the holidays.  Do we learn from our eating mistakes, so we won’t suffer next time?  Hell no we don’t!  The next holiday, at least for me, is going to be another foodfest of junk food combinations too!

OOOOOOH MAN! My stomach is hurtin’ LOL.  I bet you’re are wondering, “So what’s the meaning of this blog right now?”  Nothing really, I am just being a crybaby cause I have a tummy ache, HA!  I hope everyone had a great holiday today.  I will leave you with something to think about, and that is, did I write this whole blog while I was sitting on the toilet? HAHAHA! 😉

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