This video is rough. Just warning you.
With that said, What could this woman possibly have said to cause this kind of reaction. The answer to that of course is nothing. No woman ever deserves this but you wouldn’t be able to find that answer in the comment section of this video. Like holy shit, Do internet commenters all have to be assholes? The answer to that question is – Yes.
@BMS_Derek
Well, I wanted to blog about this during my lunch break at work and not this evening, but I did not have much time to do so, unfortunately. Do I hate my boss? Nah. But there was a lot of people who called into “The Billy Madison Show” this morning that did!
So during the 9am CST hour, Nard was the peoples’ voodoo doll and Derek was the dom enforcer for the people. Billy was taking calls from people who hated their boss and there were some good ones. Nard got some very “good ones” too from Derek. So good, that Nard could not take any more of being a “voodoo doll” and literally said, “I’d rather be a sex doll than a voodoo doll!” Yes, those words came out of Nard’s mouth! Well if I was to really quote the exact noises and words Nard said, it would be more like, “kdafkasfasdljkfanlcfajksdhfjahdsfh sex sdkfhal doll!!!!”
What happened next has to be one of the funniest bits the guys have ever done. At least top 5. Dry humping is what Nard wanted. So like a bawse, Derek delivered and treated Nard like a sex doll after a caller called in hating their boss.
Then Derek to proceed to manhandle the sex doll Nard!
When it was all done, Nard got more than he wanted, or maybe he did not get enough?
Just like a one night stand, it was over in an instant. Derek bringing his “A” game. Nard bringing his “B”utt game. It is a have to see bit people! You can check out the video of the full Nard Voodoo Doll bit on the Billy Madison Show Facebook page. Go ahead and give the page a like too if you have not, it won’t hurt. Or you can check out the bit by clicking here, you can still like the page there too, don’t be shy.
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@BMS_Jimmy
OK, it’s Monday evening, everyone is finally getting home from work. What’s the worst that can happen to a person today right? Well, if you are Nard, falling on your ass, handcuffed to a chair, for a bit, wasn’t his best Monday you can say.
The bit called, “The Nard 7 Second game,” on The Billy Madison Show, was an onslaught of punishments to Nard if he got an answer incorrect. Honestly, it sounded like Nard’s sexual fetishes coming to life. “You’re such a naughty boy,” (Derek Voice).
As Billy repeatedly said, “Don’t fall off the chair.” What does Nard do? Due to a “tickle punishment,” yup, his clumsy ass falls off the chair backward, wrist first. By looking at the video. You can clearly see Derek coming to Nard’s aid. Assisting in the fall, hoping for no damage to the “golden child.”
Now a lot of people were saying that Derek was being “Dirty D.” But come on, you can clearly see Nard’s bed buddy, I mean battle buddy, Derek, assist Nard immediately. #IAgreeWithDerek, What a hero! Billy there were no “L’s” in this bit! This was pure gold! Not to mention, I have never seen Derek react so fast in my life! HA!
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@BMS_Jimmy
So I spent a good part of the weekend watching the dubya- dubya- eeee network… big surprise, but holy fuck attempted murder is like a really big thing in wrestling and for a show that’s supposed to be “real” its amazing how no fucks are givin about the fact that the majority of the employees of the WWE spend about 90% of their time trying to murder each other. Don’t get me wrong I’m in no way shape or form a snowflake so watching men set each other on fire and get crushed in cars is my shit, it reminds me of watching faces of death as a 10 year old but damn these dudes have elaborate ways of trying to kill each other like they’re fucking jigsaw and its time to play a game.
Either way here is a dope video of Stone Cold trying to kill Triple H because a year before he had Rakishi run him down with a car.
Pardon my grammar and spelling errors I went to public school.
@BMS_Felix
This turned out better than I could have ever dreamed of. Let me back track a little, For those that don’t know, The Billy Madison Show is now on Twitch. You can check out the channel at twitch.tv/billymadisonshow where we broadcast ourselves playing Video Games. Complete loser shit but we are complete losers so it works.
Last night we played Call Of Duty: Hardcore Kill Confirmed and it was going pretty smooth, Nard was avereging about 1 kill a match (Not even kidding) but who cares. The kid was literally having the time of his life. It was semi entertaining to hear him belittle everyone on the mic including me.
But the Highlight of the entire evening had to be in the video above when we went and played Zombies. I’m not even over hyping this thing. It was pure Comedy!!! I hope you enjoy the video and be sure to check out our new channel!!
@BMS_Derek
There’s no better way to start off, by saying this weeks BMS show was on fire, per usual. This week’s bits with Derek’s, “I want to hang with Derek but can’t cause,” and Billy’s, “I want to hang with Billy,” was a huge success! Nard on the other hand, well…..um, let me just tell you about Nard.
On a particular day, about a month ago, I got to chill up in the studio with The Billy Madison Show, on my day off. This guy, Nard, or, “The Nard,” is something else! I have met him a couple of times in the past before I started helping him with his YouTube videos a couple of months ago. Let me tell you, this guy is the real deal, he is no joke. What you hear on the radio is the dude in real life! He’s an extraordinary creature I must say.
Well, after the show, I got to chat a little with the guys, while Nard was in the corner with his beady eyes; looking me up and down, like I am in his territory. Joking around, I said something to him, in a positive way I may add. Let me tell you, “The Nard,” persona continues after the show! I am like, “Whoa bruh?! Really?! I got, “Nard Dogged,” by this guy! My reaction to Nard was how like Billy would say, “Whaaaaat?!” I turned to Billy and was like, “Can you believe this guy?! WOOOOOW!”
It’s all good though, Nard is a cool guy, but damn that threw me for a loop. Maybe Nard is just being himself. You know, just being Nard. Yeah, Nard. The guy who said he would open up the kitchen cabinets and slam them shut with his head, just to blow some steam.
Who knows? But one thing for sure, this guy is not faking it people. This guy is your true 50 metals, Olympic Champion!
Quick side note, Nard will be live streaming this weekend, playing his PS4 on Twitch. Be sure to check it out on the official Billy Madison Show Twitch channel. Don’t forget to follow the guys on their Twitters too! You definitely don’t want to miss it!
For pure entertainment, I wanna hang with Nard, but “can’t,” cause I am just not, “Mr. Cool,” like him. But hey Nard! This one’s for you! Ass!
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@BMS_Jimmy
Just look at him!!! Not a care in the world. Laying on his back with his wiener out, Snuggled into a blankie letting his dad who happens to me my best friend trim his nails. Such a good boy!!
@BMS_Derek
I don’t know why you did it, Ashley. I’m thankful for it though. Ashley is a twerking goddess. Here is the clip of her twerking on a beach while doing a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated.
@BMS_Derek
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