Why am I watching this during lunch?

I don’t know why that title popped into my head? Maybe because I am watching the video of Nard taking a big gulp of soda from Felix’s ass. Hey Felix, wat dat ass do? HA!

Yet, I continue to watch the video a second time, as I am still eating. Damn, I must be seriously f#@ked in the head? Or these things just don’t bother me anymore. Excuse me….Sorry, I’m still chowing down.

Anywho, I am probably going to have Felix’s phat ass instilled in my mind now, Daniel who? It is definitely worth a watch though! You can check it out through Dereks post. He has the full scoop on why Nard is slurping down the pop. Have a watch and enjoy your lunch! ūüėČ

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BMS Spring Break Butt Luge w/ Nard and Felix

Billy brought in these videos of Spring Breakers doing the ‘Butt Luge’. The ‘Butt Luge’ is when your pour a drink down the backside of what is usually an attractive female while another person lays underneath and collects all the delicious beverage in their mouth. Here is a quick example:

So of course we had to remake this video with our buddies Felix and Nard. Enjoy and Happy Spring Break!!!



Uber Driver Throws Woman Out Of Car Like She Wasn’t Even A Real Person

This video is rough. Just warning you.

With that said, What could this woman possibly have said to cause this kind of reaction. The answer to that of course is nothing. No woman ever deserves this but you wouldn’t be able to find that answer in the comment section of this video. Like holy shit, Do internet commenters all have to be assholes? The answer to that question is – Yes.




Do you hate your Boss?

Well, I wanted to blog about this during my lunch break at work and not this evening, but I did not have much time to do so, unfortunately.¬† ¬†Do I hate my boss?¬† Nah.¬† But there was a lot of people who called into “The Billy Madison Show” this morning that did!

So during the 9am CST hour, Nard was the peoples’ voodoo doll and Derek was the¬†dom enforcer for the people.¬† Billy was taking calls from people who hated their boss and there were some good ones.¬† Nard got some very “good ones” too from Derek.¬† So good, that Nard could not take any more of being a “voodoo doll” and literally said, “I’d rather be a sex doll than a voodoo doll!”¬† Yes, those words came out of Nard’s mouth!¬† Well if I was to really quote the exact noises and words Nard said, it would be more like, “kdafkasfasdljkfanlcfajksdhfjahdsfh¬†sex sdkfhal doll!!!!”

What happened next has to be one of the funniest bits the guys have ever done.  At least top 5.  Dry humping is what Nard wanted.  So like a bawse, Derek delivered and treated Nard like a sex doll after a caller called in hating their boss.

Derek sizing up…..

Then Derek to proceed to manhandle the sex doll Nard!

Look at that form…Get it Derek!

When it was all done, Nard got more than he wanted, or maybe he did not get enough?

Hide your shame Nard.

Just like a one night stand, it was over in an instant.¬† Derek bringing his “A” game.¬† Nard bringing his “B”utt¬†game.¬† It is a have to see bit people!¬† You can check out the video of the full Nard Voodoo Doll bit on the Billy Madison Show Facebook page.¬† Go ahead and give the page a like too if you have not, it won’t hurt.¬† Or you can check out the bit by clicking here, you can still like the page there too, don’t be shy.

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There are No “L’s”

OK, it’s Monday evening, everyone is finally getting home from work.¬† What’s the worst that can happen to a person today right?¬† Well, if you are Nard, falling on your ass, handcuffed to a chair, for a bit, wasn’t his best Monday you can say.

The bit called, “The Nard 7 Second game,” on The Billy Madison Show, was an onslaught of punishments to Nard if he got an answer incorrect. Honestly, it sounded like Nard’s sexual fetishes coming to life.¬† “You’re such a naughty boy,” (Derek Voice).

As Billy repeatedly said, “Don’t fall off the chair.” What does Nard do?¬† Due to a “tickle punishment,” yup, his clumsy ass falls off the chair backward, wrist first. By looking at the video. You can clearly see Derek coming to Nard’s aid. Assisting in the fall, hoping for no damage to the “golden child.”

Now a lot of people were saying that Derek was being “Dirty D.”¬† But come on, you can clearly see Nard’s bed buddy, I mean battle buddy, Derek, assist Nard immediately.¬† #IAgreeWithDerek, What a hero!¬† Billy there were no “L’s” in this bit!¬† This was pure gold!¬† Not to mention, I have never seen Derek react so fast in my life! HA!

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Has anyone ever noticed how much attempted murder is in wrestling?

So I spent a good part of the weekend watching the dubya- dubya- eeee network… big surprise, but holy fuck attempted murder is like a really big thing in wrestling and for a show that’s supposed to be “real” its amazing how no fucks are givin about the fact that the majority of the employees of the WWE spend about 90% of their time trying to murder each other. Don’t get me wrong I’m in no way shape or form a snowflake so watching men set each other on fire and get crushed in cars is my shit, it reminds me of watching faces of death as a 10 year old but damn these dudes have elaborate ways of trying to kill each other like they’re fucking jigsaw and its time to play a game.

Either way here is a dope video of Stone Cold trying to kill Triple H because a year before he had Rakishi run him down with a car.




Pardon my grammar and spelling errors I went to public school.