Monthly Archives: March 2018

Has Video Games Turned Nard Mad? The Finale?! *Blog Update*

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Wow, did not expect this to turn into a blog series of Nard, but it fits so well, HA! Apologies for the “short blog” again, but the Billy Madison Show is LIVE on Fortnite, and yes, Billy is streaming online with Derek and Nard!  You can check them out by clicking HERE now, or by clicking the link at the bottom of this blog.

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Defeated?

So why does Billy have a significant effect on the “loveable puppy” we know as “Nard Dog?”  Nard does not take orders from anyone online right, or offline for that matter.  He sure can bully Derek around just fine, so Billy should be nothing to the Nard, right?  Well, honestly you are going to have to see for yourself right now.

If you ever listen to The Billy Madison Show, I am assuming you have, if not, you can click HERE to listen to their past shows on the show’s podcast page, after you watch the stream, obviously; you will learn quickly that Billy not just the host of the show, but he is “Top Dog.” Then you have Derek, the co-host, and the enforcer, and Nard is just, Nard. The Nard Dog is non-existent.  Although there have been “much” occasions where Nard has gone, well…Nard lol.  You have to listen to the show to understand the dynamics, super hilarious program!

Sooooo…..is Nard going to do his thing and be a full-on badass and continue his savagery of telling everyone that they suck and he does not.  Or is Billy going to tame Nard into a lovable house cat?  You are just going to have to find out for yourself.  Again just click the link below ASAP to find out!!!

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Billy Madison Show – Twitch

“The Billy Madison show is a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”

*Blog Update (@ 7:55pm, 3/29/2018)*

***If you miss the 3/29/18 live stream, be sure to replay the broadcast. Link to video below**

Sooooo, Billy proved to be “Top Dog” and Derek confronted Nard about Nard’s actions on their previous stream on 3/27/19.  Nothing but silence and complete awkwardness from Nard.  You got to see it to believe it!

Billy Madison Show – Twitch – Fortnite – 3/29/2018

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No Nard, Derek is Guaranteeing a Victory!

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What is up?! Got another quick blog here.  Derek is live on Fornite with no Nard Dog!  Derek is guaranteeing a victory!

How sweet it is to have Derek, “Nardless,” and not fat-shamed by Nard.  You got this Derek!  Check him out live by clicking here, or just click the link below!  SUBSCRIBE and FOLLOW!  Get em’ Derek!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/billymadisonshow

“The Billy Madison show is a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”

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Has Video Games Turn Nard Mad? Part 2!

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OK, so this is going to be a short blog cause the savagery of Nard Dog is happening LIVE!!!

Click here now to watch Nard boss Derek around! Be sure to SUBSCRIBE and FOLLOW! That would be awesome!

Derek, you don’t suck! Down Nard Dog! “You’re such a naughty boy!”

*Blog Update (@10:45pm, 3/27/2018)*

So, assuming you all have seen the latest Twitch video of Nard going ham on Derek for no reason, what is your take on the one who calls himself, “The Glue?” Funny? Or just plain wrong? Or, does someone need a timeout?

“The Billy Madison show is a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”

***If you miss the 3/27/18 live stream, be sure to replay the broadcast. Link to video below***

Billy Madison Show – Fortnite – Twitch 3/27/2018

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Has Video Games Turn Nard Mad?

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If you have been living under a rock, the news is The Nard has gotten himself a PS4 and is now online.  If you have not watched Nard play Fortnite on BMS Twitch, you should definitely start watching!

Although, there is something changing with The Chosen One since his video game debut.  The man has gotten aggressive!  Nard Dog has gone Nard Dog!  Yelling at Derek and calling the shots!  When it comes to gaming, Nard is BOSS.  The funny thing is, he has brought the BOSS aggression to the Billy Madison Show.  If you don’t believe me, just listen to the past shows here.

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“Naaaaard Dooooog!” “Woof!”

Now, in my opinion, I really did not believe a video game can change a man.  But Nard is no human.  I really want to see Nard play GTA V!  My goodness, that would be gold!  To see Nard go ham in an open simulated city!  Nard would never sleep.  Damn, now I want to get a PS4 myself just to mess with the Nard and get that aggression going, HA!

You don’t have to have a gaming system to watch Nard, Derek, and even Billy, play video games on Twitch.  Wow, Billy is on Twitch too!  That’s a different story as well lol.  As Derek put it, they, “are a nationally syndicated radio show that sucks at playing video games!”  If you don’t want to miss a Twitch stream from the guys, be sure to follow Billy, Derek, and Nard, on their social media, turn on notifications as well and follow and like the official Billy Madison Show Facebook page.  You don’t want to miss a thing!

 

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Not Living On Earth Would Suck

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I’m all for Nerds, I really am. My kid is a complete dork, She likes reading, learning how to write code, watching kids open toys on Youtube and Playing Minecraft. So definitely into high level nerd stuff. With that said, Fuck what these dudes are talking about.

I would never ever ever ever want to live anywhere besides Earth. I mean can you imagine landing on Mars and then having to do all that work? You’re literally STARTING OVER. You would have to farm, build, talk, do research and probably masturbate with only the porn you were allowed to bring in your carry on and look, Sometimes I like Cougars/ Sometimes I like Bangbus/ Sometimes I like seeing girls in the full nelson/ The list goes on and on and there is no way NASA is letting me bring all that shit.

Besides all that, Did I mention how bad that shit would suck to completely start over? I mean I feel bad for Native Americans, I really do, They got completely screwed but with that said. It would have sucked ass being a pilgrim. I mean people would be dead before they could even finish building their houses back then. It would probably take 50 years for me to build a fucking house. Especially on Mars. Fact: Zero trees on Mars. Bet the nerds didn’t think about that. Too busy playing Minecraft in creative mode where you get unlimited everything.

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I’am thankful for these dorks though. Without these kind of weirdos I wouldn’t be able to stream porn on my phone or play Fortnite etc. So these pioneers are alright in my book, I guess. I’m just lazy and Earth is the perfect place for that.

@BMS_Derek

Never put on a Screen Protector while on Adderall!

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Note to the reader…

Sooooo, like all my other blogs, they are my own opinion.  This one, in particular, is very much my own opinion, obviously, and would not want to offend anyone who is about to read this blog post.  I understand people go through situations such as what you are about to read, but for me, my way of dealing with things I wish I can control is dealt with comedy and laughter.  So relax, and enjoy the blog.

Now to the Blog.

Now that I got that over with, I got a new screen protector delivered today and was very excited to put it on the new device that’s going to make things a whole lot “awesome” for me in the world of digital imagery.  So, I carefully open up the package and oh boy!  It came with 2 screen protectors!  What a steal right? WRONG!!!  Little side note, when it comes to following instructions, I follow them, no joke.  I try to go above and beyond for the tiniest things LOL.  So when I got this screen protector, in matte, oh yea, it was going to be what I thought was a piece of cake. HA!

Before the fun begins.  You, (you as in the reader), are going to find out somethings about me I don’t usually publicly say, I suffer from ADHD – predominantly inattentive, among other things buuuuut that’s for another blog lol.  Anywho, so yea, this inattentive ADHD was an undiagnosed form that I had since childhood and blah blah blah blah blah now I take Adderall to “slow down,” relax, my mind.  So when I started following the instructions on how to apply this screen protector no sweat right?

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A piece of cake *facepalm*

The Adderall has already been in my system and I’m ready to go.  So I get the instructions and OMG, WTF!  I am super focused and OCD has just kicked in and started whooping my ass!  I was so trying to be precise with the placement of the screen protector, not to mention I was going ham on every single speck of dust that was falling gracefully on the surface of the screen!  Damn you dust!!!  Did you know dust is human skin?  Gross!  Damn you human skin!!! No wonder why these packages included 2 screen protectors, cause people like me were sure to screw one up and screw one up I did!

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Screen Protector 1, failure!

Now it was time to put on the screen protector 2.  I was like ok, I looked up some YouTube videos, didn’t find anything useful on Nard’s YouTube Channel, but I was determined.  Finally, no joke, after 3 f@#king hours,  I got that sh#t on there!!! OMG what in the world?!  3 HOURS?!!!  But that goes back to the beginning of the blog, Adderall is one hell of a drug!  GEEEZ!

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Look at that nice Matte finish…oh yea….oh yea…

So that was my Saturday right there.  But it was all worth it, HA!

***Note to the reader:  I DO have a prescription for Adderall, FYI.  This blog was NOT intended to make fun of people who suffer from ADHD, and other illnesses.  I was just making fun of my dumbass for taking 3 hours to put on a damn screen protector.  DO NOT take Adderall or any other medications without a prescription and without seeking proper help!***

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Check Out This Chick-Fil-A Employee Who Was Ready To Fight 10 Guys

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https://twitter.com/keonfuckingwest/status/973677243514761217

My first thought after watching this video was damn, That kid is an Alpha male. I also was very embarrassed for the kid recording the video. He legitimately jumped into his car and locked the door. Like what if this dude would have just started beating the shit out of his entire squad? Would he have got out and helped? Doubtful. He probably just would have kept recording and then uploaded the video. I would be so pissed if I was friends with this kid and he uploaded this video. I mean just click on the tweet and read the comments.

https://twitter.com/keonfuckingwest/status/974045575493566464

And then he had the balls to post an update claiming the kid got fired? Just stop bro. If not for you at least for your squad. Terrible look.

@BMS_Derek

Why am I watching this during lunch?

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I don’t know why that title popped into my head? Maybe because I am watching the video of Nard taking a big gulp of soda from Felix’s ass. Hey Felix, wat dat ass do? HA!

Yet, I continue to watch the video a second time, as I am still eating. Damn, I must be seriously f#@ked in the head? Or these things just don’t bother me anymore. Excuse me….Sorry, I’m still chowing down.

Anywho, I am probably going to have Felix’s phat ass instilled in my mind now, Daniel who? It is definitely worth a watch though! You can check it out through Dereks post. He has the full scoop on why Nard is slurping down the pop. Have a watch and enjoy your lunch! 😉

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BMS Spring Break Butt Luge w/ Nard and Felix

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Billy brought in these videos of Spring Breakers doing the ‘Butt Luge’. The ‘Butt Luge’ is when your pour a drink down the backside of what is usually an attractive female while another person lays underneath and collects all the delicious beverage in their mouth. Here is a quick example:

So of course we had to remake this video with our buddies Felix and Nard. Enjoy and Happy Spring Break!!!

 

@BMS_Derek