Eagles had 0.000000000000 chance of winning but somehow won The Super Bowl.

I can’t fucking believe what I just watched. There I was sitting on the couch in my Tony Romo Cowboys Jersey, Eating a brownie with ice cream watching Tom Brady win his 6th Super Bowl until somehow, Something fucked up and The Eagles ended up winning 41-38.

Tom Brady threw for 505 yards and 3 touchdowns. The Patriots didn’t punt ONE time and somehow LOST. I can’t believe it. Then to make matters worse, People are coming at me on twitter because earlier in the week when we were doing our radio show that’s broadcasted in 9 different markets, Billy demanded that I make a Super Bowl prediction, I said I didn’t really have a strong opinion either way but if I had to pick, I slightly favored the Patriots. Now people are coming at me on twitter. I don’t get it.

Here are just some of the tweets I received.

This guy seems thrilled that I wasn’t having the best time.

Mark made a solid point on this one


I really felt like Jean was out of line here. Jean also needs to figure out a profile pic.

Hobo d1ckcheese accuse Billy and I of being Brad dick riders. Brad Brady?

These guys quickly forget about all the winning tickets I’ve had. Ungrateful Savages.

This guy calling me a jinx but forgets to crop out my reply that had my latest gambling winnings on it!!!!

Apparently this guy never listens to the show. Tweeting blindly is the worst kind of person to be.

This guy really brought the heat

This guy thinks his memes are good

This guy thinks I’m dumber than Nard. It’s a toss up, honestly.

I didn’t even bring up the ring count. I mean everyone already knows what it is.

Just want to say hey to Nicole. Love your tweets.


Cody hoping I get fucked. Didn’t really give a lot of specifics so I’m not sure if this was rude or not. Came off a little rude.

I’d rather not talk about it, Nate.

My twitter is filled with this nonsense right now and I’d really like it to stop. People are ruining my mentions right now. My family reads that shit.


Breaking News: Aaron Rodgers is embarrassed of his Girlfriend Danica Patrick

I know the headline might be a little extreme but holy shit, Did Aaron Rodgers just fuck up his brand new relationship or what? Maybe he just has the worst game of all time? This may seem like no big deal but imagine being Danica right now. She CAN NOT be happy with that reply by her boyfriend, On the Red Carpet of all places! If there were ever an appropriate place for Aaron to brag about his new girl, This was it and instead he just rubbed her face in the fact that she wasn’t there with him. I can’t say I hate the move by Mr. Rodgers, It’s just not in his character, Or is it?

Maybe Aaron Rodgers is just a stud and his sex is incredible therefor he is just keeping Danica a car length away (haha Nascar joke). I really don’t know (Great blog Derek) but he seems like a goober and I’m pretty sure this hairstyle means you’re bad at sex and if you’re bad at sex you can’t be cocky (haha) on the red carpet when asked about your love life.

Aaron rodgers draft day


Look at the nuts on Kimmel. Check out this video of Jimmy Kimmel playing moderator in MAGA VS DACA.

Before I start what little bit I write let me state that I have no political view at all, in fact I didn’t even vote cause that shit takes way too long.


So… let me just say Kimmel must have a farmers market in his pants cause he gave no fucks when he did this bit. This legit could have gone sideways fast especially since her Army boyfriend wasn’t hearing what these dudes were saying. Notice Kimmel didn’t have anyone on that set that he couldn’t handle physically cause his shirt was a tad feminine which is cool cause its 2018 but I’m just saying not many guys who wear shirts like that win a fight.


Excuse all my grammar and spelling mistakes I went to public school…