I thought this was gonna be a close match. Bob Sapp is a very large man who could crush most things on Earth and this battle honestly wasn’t even close. Didn’t even really look like the Bear was trying.

What Iam more impressed with is these Japanese game show producers. They are so damn creative. How are American TV networks not stealing the shit out of these people. I mean Japanese game shows have become so popular because you honestly think you’re about to see someone die. They are compelling, hilarious and terrifying all at the same time. Come on America, We gotta start thinking outside the box or just start ripping these shows off. I’m so tired of American Ninja fighter, Amazing Race, Big Brother etc. I need some new blood dammit.

I love Nard doing show reviews on shows that ended like 6 years ago. Here is his latest one of him shitting all over ‘Breaking Bad’. Is it a hot take? Is he Funny? No and No.

Hope you guys enjoyed the 2018 CFB Nattty, I’m currently watching it while this punk ass Freshman QB from Georgia who in all honesty sounds like a great kid is driving late in the first half up 6-0. I have half my rent on Alabama -3.5 so whatever. Luckily I just moved into my new place so I don’t have to pay rent for a while. No matter what new bill I get, I always like to start out with late payments just so I can set the tone, Ya know, Like, I”m in charge or whatever.

While watching the game though, I realized that I really need to figure it out with my living room situation. I cant have people coming over when my Direc tv box is sitting on Tupperware. Let’s do a quick breakdown of where the major issues are.

1. I have a computer monitor setup so that when I’m playing Call Of Duty I can still plug my Direc into my computer monitor and keep a close eye on all the bets I’m losing while still enjoying a Double XP Weekend.
2. Instead of some kind of nice table sitting here with family pictures and fast food I have some Tupperware that was laying around after I unpacked.
3. That’s the HDMI cord that I use to plug the Direc into the monitor with when I’m playing COD because COD always gets the bigger TV. I could have left this number off but I edited the picture before I wrote the blog so I had to address it.
4. This is where I went wrong. I bought one of these stupid floating mounts but I had to mount it on a stud. No stud in the middle but I thought it wouldn’t look that bad, Boy was i wrong.
5. Giant wire mess that makes me want to move out.
6.  TV tray.

Now I know what you’re thinking, This guy smokes too much weed and you may be right about that but don’t worry. I’m planning on taking a trip to Ikea in a couple months and this issue will get resolved. I just wanted to do like a home makeover before and after blog. So this is the before. Now you’re gonna be checking back all the time waiting for the after. Great tease Derek.

To be continued…….

Not a good look if you’re a Big Baller. Everybody knows that Big Ballers need Good Credit. I honestly have no idea if the Better Business Bureau has anything to do with your credit but I thought it was funny and don’t feel like looking it up. Regardless this cant be good for your company. TMZ has a bunch of the complaints if you want to read them click here.

I’m actually super pissed off about this because I was just having a conversation the other night with my uncle why we were murking everything that moved on Call of Duty ( It was double xp weekend, No big deal) and he was shitting all over Lavar Ball and the Big Baller Brand. I of course had Lavar’s back, You might notice that a lot of people who grew up without a dad will go to great lengths in defending Lavar Ball for obvious reasons. I’ll save that for another “Growing up without a Dad” blog down the road. Back to my point, I was arguing that BBB was becoming a household name, A legitimate brand, One that may rival Nike or Adidas one day. What a freaking idiot I’am but in my defense I graduated from Alternative school with a 1.8 GPA and have never even sniffed a business class – Unbelievable right? I know.

Keep your chin up Lavar and just remember, You might be a dead beat business owner but you’re definitely not a dead beat dad. Kudos.

Huge story developing this morning – Oprah Winfrey running for President in 2020? Who knows if she will actually end up running but after this “Epic” Golden Globes speech lots of women as well as men who hate other men are encouraging her to run. I want to point out that the only reason I put Epic in ” ” is because I haven’t actually gotten the chance to listen to the speech and probably never will but if you want to, Knock yourself out.

Anyways, I somehow managed to tie The Rock into this which looking back on it was pretty rude of me. I mean here is Oprah Winfrey standing up for all women (i’m assuming) and I somehow find a way to put her in the voting ring against The Peoples Champ. Dick move on my part and I will admit that. Below you can listen to us debate the pros and cons of each. In all honesty I only brought up The Rock because his name has been thrown around as if he is gonna make a run at the Oval Office in 2020 but really I just brought him up because I wanted to shit all over his HBO show “Ballers” What a shit show that is.

Oprah vs The Rock

Who you voting for? #BMS pic.twitter.com/lpNE2uhKZL

— Dirty Derek (@BMS_Derek) January 8, 2018