So as many people know I’m a wrestling mark ( loser if you want to be a dick about it). That being said I tend to listen to a few wrestling podcasts like The Don Tony and Kevin Castle Show, Wrestling Soup and Solomonster Sounds Off. Well, I recently emailed the host of Solomonster Sounds Off to let him know my theory for the Undertaker which resulted in a reply that said he pretty much didn’t agree with it. Well wouldn’t you know that come Saturday when the podcast comes out not only does he rework my theory to make it his own but now sees it as a good idea to set up a Cena/Taker match at Wrestlemania. Meanwhile, I’m here at home like “WTF?! When did all this change and why cant I get a little love for the idea?” I’m still gonna listen to his show cause it’s part of my routine and for a loser like me routine is everything.
I posted the audio below so that you can take a listen cause my imagination runs wild at times, I know this cause I’ve had an Urban Cowboy phase and two Soprano phases where all I did was walk around in my Jordan sweatsuit and listen to the theme from the show while driving around my very Hispanic non Italian neighborhood. Anyway I digress…
Fast forward to about a 1:25 in the audio and you be the judge. Am I crazy or just another loser with too much time on his hand.
The audio was posted to YouTube on the 15th of January and the podcast came out this past Saturday. My email was sent January 9th.
As most of you know, The Billy Madison Show is a nationally syndicated radio show and sometimes we get some weird ass calls, Like this guy for instance. We were having a nice conversation about this article that says you shouldn’t tickle your kids and then this guy calls in and takes it to a whole other level. He even started attacking Nard which was funny as hell. Enjoy.
IMDB-Tough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to win back his son and triumph at the world arm wrestling championships.
Over the Top is the movie you get when you cross a father/son road trip,the gritty world of arm wrestling and custody over a child you haven’t seen since he was a baby. Also, lets try and forget that Hawk basically took a small payday from his father in law to leave his family to become a trucker. (If that doesn’t scream shit head idk what does) Did I mention this movie has classic 80’s bad guy Terry Funk.
(spoiler alert) In the end the wife dies and once again Hawk gives up custody of his son in return for money. He then wins a big arm wrestling tournament in Vegas and he gets his son back, then they ride off together in his new 18 wheeler truck that he just won even though everyone including his son acts like he didn’t just trade him away for money for the second time in his life. I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot but those are the main points of this shit show.
Its not really a good movie but he had to do something between Rockys. There’s lots of things that could have made this better like not making it at all or getting a son who wasn’t such a pussy. I recommend this if you think your dad sucks ass cause you walk away feeling like your dad could have been way worse.
Comment a retro movie below that you want a review on I’ll accept all submissions for the most part, because I’m a single loser with lots of time to fill
The world is changing and not for the best, I remember the good old days when basic cable gave no fucks and did pretty much whatever they wanted. Now people get offended for anything, in honor of the easily offended here are 5 songs in no particular order that are no longer P.C. in 2018.
(This list would have been longer but my ADHD doesn’t allow for that sometimes so there you go)
1. Britney Spears – I’m a Slave 4 U: A song about sexual slavery? Not in 2018 Ms.Spears… notice I said Miss because this dirty girl cant keep a husband, I wonder why?
2. The Police- Every breath you take: In a Weinstein world a song about stalking just isn’t cool anymore but it was badass in The Replacements.
3. Drake- Best I Ever Had: In a world of participation trophies that means every girl is the best you every had Drake, that goes for Ashley too back when you were wheel chair Jimmy on Degrassi.
4. Lionel Richie- Hello: A song where the basis of the music video is a student/ teacher relationship that’s just not gonna fly in 2018 not to mention the girl was blind in the video and couldn’t see she picked the wrong commodore.
5. Shawn Michaels- Sexy Boy: I love me some HBK as much as the next guy but this song isn’t very gender neutral so unfortunately for H-B-Shizzle he is now just a sexy person.
On this date in 1999, backup Jonathan "Mox" Moxon stepped into the West Canaan football spotlight when "Varsity Blues" was released in theaters. pic.twitter.com/KvTt0kbUo4
Can’t believe it’s only been 19 years since Varsity Blues was released. This movie feels at least 30 years old but regardless it’s a classic and made me think about what are the best football movies of all time. Here are mine….
5. The Little Giants
Movie Breakdown- Spike was using steroids, John Madden has the worst driver of all time, Becky made an ugly girl but she had a badass go cart and The Annexiation of Puerto Rico would have got blown the fuck up. Those Cowboys jerseys were money and I loved seeing Al Bundy (Heisman Winner) pick on that guy who shrunk the kids (Dork). Just a classic movie with a solid moral message- If your wife leaves you, Turn your daughter into your son. Love it.
4. Friday Night Lights
Movie Breakdown- This movie was pretty heavy but the football scenes were top notch. I hate that Boobie got hurt and then that doctor from Midland clearly tried to screw him over. Loved the girl that questioned starting QB Mike Wenchell on if he was gay or not and then made him have sex with her in the bathroom to prove it. I always thought this is how High School parties would go but apparently you also need to be the starting QB. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had plenty of girls question my sexuality, Just none that then asked me to prove it afterwards.
Wanna win? Put Boobie in! Let’s be honest though, Even with Boobie Miles, Dallas Carter was gonna kick the shit out of the Mojo and Tim McGraw acted like a real asshole when he threw his state title ring out the window. This movie had it all, Including a heart breaking ending, But that’s football. Some times shit doesn’t work out.
3. Remember The Titans
Movie Breakdown- This movie is #1 on a lot of people lists and that’s honestly a fair ranking. I could watch this movie over and over even though it felt like they only ran one play the entire game. I also remember when I first watched this movie as a kid and hating white people for a solid 3 months when they threw a brick threw Coach Boone’s front window. That was some bullshit.
I Thought it was cool to see Coach Yoast (White Coach) bow down to Coach Boone (Not White Coach) and in the end when he chewed those refs ass for being racist and threatened to go to the press, Gives me the chills every time. Also shutout to Sunshine for kissing Gerry, Thought that was a ballsy move and I’m not sure how that fit into everything but whatever, It was hilarious either way.
2. Any Given Sunday
Movie Breakdown- “My name is Willie, Willie Beamin” what a fucking movie this was. The Sharks with Al Pacino as your head coach and Cameron Diaz playing a complete bitch of an owner. I love how Lawrence Taylor was in this movie as well and played a pretty big role. When LT cut Willie’s yellow SUV in half out in front of that party. OMG. This movie was so close to being Number 1 for me. I just thought having Al Pacino pay for sex was a little un realistic but other than that this will always be in my DVD collection even though people don’t have DVD collections anymore.
1.The Program
Movie Breakdown- I don’t know how many people remember The Program but if you’ve never seen it, Make sure you change that asap. ESU is the back drop for this classic. It has actual steroid use, A failed Heisman run, Major injuries, Sex assault (Not Good), and a Head Coach desperate to save his job. This movie is high drama and has one of the greatest QB quotes of all time and is the main reason I put this movie #1 in my heart
Email your complaints to this top 5 list to nardsucks@billymadisonshow.com because that’s Nard’s email and he can’t read.
Not sure why I love this video of a remote control car hauling ass on the highway in Houston but I do. I just want to know where the hell the person who is controlling the damn thing is hiding?
At first I thought it was the person in the truck in front but then that sum bitch hit the exit ramp and now my mind is completely blown. Did we just find Stuart Little or nah? Comment below and let me know what you guys can dig up. Thanks.
The Falcons suck and Matt Ryan is a clown. I’m honestly just mad because I bet a shit ton of money on The Falcons early last week. I got in when the line was a easy -2.5 – I didn’t stop there though, Oh no, I bet The Falcons in every quarter and I also bet them to win the first half. Yep, that’s right, I somehow lost 6 bets on one game and when I have to meet my bookie Monday afternoon I might actually vomit. What a shit show the Falcons were. To make it worse they had a chance to win it at the end and they end up calling some stupid ass roll-out play that is like 0/10 all time. I now hate The Falcons.
How funny was it when the Titans scored first and people actually thought they might win the game. Including my beloved Tony Romo, What a dummy. I was asleep by the 3rd quarter so I missed The Patriots rolling to their 7th straight AFC Championship game. Unbelievable. Last time The Cowboys played in a Conference Championship game was 1995. LOL.
The first game on Sunday was a slobber knocker with Jacksonville forcing a couple of early turnovers including a 50 yard scoop and score after a sack on Big Ben. Leonard Fournette was running all over Pittsburgh (Again) but the momentum of the game swung after Leonard had to come out after an apparent ankle Injury. Big Ben threw a bomb on 4th and 11 to score a TD and make it 28-14 at the end of the half. The second half was even better but you gotta give the Jags offense some credit. They put up 38 points (Defense scored a TD). They were also fortunate that Mike Tomlin decided to go for an onside kick when they were only down by a TD with about 4 minutes left.Jags kicked a field goal which proved to be the difference in the game with the Jags winning 45-42 advancing to the AFC Title game.
Holy shit, Saved the best for the last. Vikings and Saints was an absolute bore fest during the first half. In fact this game was so bad I started following the game on my NFL app and hopped on Call of Duty. Drew Brees of course went off in the second half, Bringing the Saints all the way back and even taking the lead late in the game 24-23. I thought I was gonna win my stupid $25 bet that paid $226 if the Jags and Saints both won. Weekend Saved!!!! Or was it…..
To lose a bet like that should be a criminal offense. Thank you New Orleans. Thank you for nothing.
All in all it was a terrible weekend for me gambling but aside from that 3 of the 4 games were pretty damn good. Looking forward to winning it back next weekend.
Always a sad day when really attractive people die young. This 20 year old decided she was gonna try out a Bungee jumping place in town that had been converted from an old Grain Silo. Not Good.
Ciara Romero, a 20-year-old nurse, died while using a 70-foot bungee-jump feature at Get Air at the Silo Trampoline Park, an indoor recreation park in Grand Junction.
The device was tested after the accident by the Department of Labor and Employment, which worked with Head Rush, the makers the bungee, and confirmed it is now looking at other factors in the case, according to the Daily Sentinel.
Gotta blame millennials and there obsession with recycling for this death. I guarantee this bungee jumping company was started by some millennial who was like “Hey man, We should like totally convert this grain silo into a place where people can bungee jump, man. Like save the earth, man.”
You can read the full story here. Also I found this hilariously stupid video on youtube that talks about the incident but also reads off the entire code of the dailymail article. haha. Stupid computers.
I knew it – I knew it- I knew it. First thing I see when I woke up this morning after losing my ass on Falcons last night and then getting drunk and playing Call of Duty until like 2am, Nard’s stupid Hawaii conspiracy video. I can’t even really articulate one thing he said in the video except for at one point he started breaking down how many minutes were in an hour, Enjoy.
I will give Nard credit for his video thumbnail image. That shit is pretty legit. Can’t even deny it. He’s got the whole X-files mixed with Illuminati thing going on, That’s pretty dope.
Well wouldn’t you know that come Saturday when the podcast comes out not only does he rework my theory to make it his own but now sees it as a good idea to set up a Cena/Taker match at Wrestlemania. Meanwhile, I’m here at home like “WTF?! When did all this change and why cant I get a little love for the idea?” I’m still gonna listen to his show cause it’s part of my routine and for a loser like me routine is everything.
The Billy Madison Show 