Cruise Ship Begs Passengers To Stop Having Sex With Pizza

Holy shit do cruise ships suck. I personally have been on like 3 cruises (Humble brag) The first one was awesome because I was in the 8th grade, I got super duper drunk and I also got to miss a week of school. Only bad part was Jamaica, Where I got stung by a Jelly Fish and my mom had to pee on the infection so I wouldn’t die. The other 2 cruises were kinda shit, Mainly because I bought shit weed at one port and got incredibly sick when I got home.

Cruise Ship

But this shit that some Cruise company called Norwegian ( sounds like a made up country if you ask me) is ridiculous, Isn’t the whole point of going on Cruises is to be able to have crazy sex that would be frowned upon on land? That’s what I thought at least. What a bunch of party poopers, It’s not like this is a Disney Cruise or something.

P.S. I was kidding about Norwegian. I know its in Canada, I’m not that stupid. Take a joke people. I’m new to blogging.

@BMS_Derek

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  1. Do my chick once put some god damn habanero sauce under my pepperoni on my cruise shit pizza. That shit was pure fire and it took 20 minutes to get a fucking beer. I think fuck cruise ship pizza and fuck habanero sauce being allowed on ships!

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