WTF are you doing Vince!? A quick run down of two L’s in the making.

Vince McMahon has officially lost his fucking mind. In one week he not only announced that he is bringing back the XFL( aka 4 quarters of shit football that makes the CFL look bad ass) but he also signed “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey( cool two years ago).  Lets go over this whirl wind of bad in the making.

 

First off the XFL….

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This reboot is so much of a bad idea that the WWE the company Vince McMahon is the chairman of wont back it financially.  This dip shit sold 100 Million dollars worth of stock to raise this future “L” from the grave, now a few positives. One, he wont be the face of the company this time which is good cause no face of a company should have his own “Kiss my ass club”. Second, hes not rushing to start the league after six weeks like last time, hes waiting two years which oddly enough is the same amount of time most new marriages fail in. Vince also wants to shorten games to two hours because they’re too long but is cool with forcing people to watch three hours of bad tv every Monday night. As of right now he has no tv for this shit storm on turf but he has his own network so either way its coming back and if its on the network dunces like me will be paying for it.

 

Next…”Rowdy” Ronda Rousey

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2016’s gift to 2018 Ronda Rousey , not only did she show up and steal some poor girls shot at tv time and glory but all she did was point at a fucking Wrestlemania sign like a kid in a supermarket pointing at a candy they want. They will more than likely make her a female Brock Lesnar because wrestling twelve minute plus matches aren’t easy ask Laurence Taylor who almost died after his match at Wrestlemania 11 it was so bad they had to bring oxygen tanks. While I understand shes trained in multiple forms of combat shes not having any five star wrestling matches. Her popularity has also pretty much faded since Holly Holm showed the world Rousey was all hype. Shes gonna earn a lot and do a little, will she move the needle ? Maybe, but this is crap in the making and I knew it the moment I thought she was Amy Schumer walking down the ramp and not a former UFC champion. Expect her two beat Charlotte Flair at Wrestlemania because that’s what WWE does, they have established stars lose so that people with recognizable names can look good.

 

Excuse all my grammar and spelling mistakes I went to public school…

 

@BMS_Felix

 

I went to Disney World and it sucked

Let me start off by being transparent and fair to Disney, I fucking hate theme parks. With that said, I went into this Disney trip with an open mind because of all the hype. Billy and Nard literally would not shut up about how jealous they were and how I won’t even want to come back home because Disney was so awesome.  Now that my trip has come to it’s conclusion, All I gotta say is, Those guys are weirdos. Disney sucked. I get it, I know, It’s for kids and yes my little girl had a blast but who gives a shit. This blog isn’t about my child’s happiness but either way here is a pic of my kid having the time of her life.Brooklyn Disney

The lines are stupid long ( Not only are the ride lines long but so is the line for the buses to take you back to your resort) average wait time is about 90 minutes except for the Avatar ride, That one is about 3 hours and if you don’t have this thing called a fast pass, You’re stupid. I didn’t ride one, Not ONE ride that I didn’t have a fast pass for and I think you’re only allowed so many a day and then you have to schedule a time or something, I don’t really know nor do I give a shit because I’m never coming back. EVER.

 

The food sucks. Nobody can argue with me on that one. Literally, No argument. The shows were alright, If you’re into super lame shit like Indiana Jones ( My grandpa was so hyped about that one). The Disney Employees hate their lives, Therefor they aren’t the friendliest when you ask them a question, Like for instance, I asked a question about traveling from one park to another and some dweeb from Indiana acted like I was an idiot who wanted to know what letter followed L in the alphabet. Fuck that guy.

I never was brought to Disney as a child and I often would complain about that whenever Disney would be brought up in the real world,  I no longer blame my mother for that one. No parent deserves to go thru this hell. Actually, Bad parents should be forced to take their kids here to make it up to them. Good parents should get to go golfing and shit.

@BMS_Derek

 

Terrell Owens runs Jason Garret over with a Double Decker Bus

Hot damn!! Now I know T.O. talks a lot of shit, Duh- Always has, I also understand that he is probably just shitting on everyone he used to play for because he’s still upset about not being a first ballot H.O.F.ER. which he should be. His numbers are sick and to me there really isn’t an argument to keep him out. With that said I may start shitting on Jason Garret instead of Dak moving forward solely based on his tweets.

It started out with someone tweeting TO a question about Andy Reid and TO responded with saying Andy just needs playmakers (Apparently he’s never heard of Tyreke Hill or Kareem Hunt), From there it kinda snowballed into him shitting on Jason Garret and former Coach –  Now NFL network analysis Steve Marruici.

He basically called Jason Garret a soul-less ginger with that tweet. Which I find very offensive.

“Running the same players over & over & over” This is the line that sells me. TO is 100% correct. Jason Garret goes into halftime and is completely fucked. I feel like all Jason Garret does is clap the entire Halftime. He has no idea what an adjustment is, He doesn’t even adjust his clapping.

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The person who I feel the worst for though has to be the Mooch. Guy is a total dork and might have some of the worst segments on the entire NFL network. Here is what TO said when asked about poor Mooch.

Didn’t have to do em like that TO.

 

@BMS_Derek

 

 

 

Billy Madison and Criss Angel in the same room at the same time!!! Here’s Billy’s review of Criss Angel’s Raw from this morning.

For years listeners pondered the question is Billy Madison actually illusionist and all around bad ass Criss Angel? Well, sadly hes not but lucky for Bill a fellow lover of magic he got the opportunity to not only see Criss Angel’s live show Raw, but he also took the much awaited pic that proves once and for all that Billy Madison is not Criss Angel but the Ugg wearing, Tom Brady supporter we’ve all come to know and love.

Here is Bill’s review of Criss Angel’s raw from this morning

  

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@BMS_Felix