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Dumbass Posts Video Of Himself Running Over A Donald Trump Sign Is Now Being Charged

I love having a jeep sometimes

Posted by Julien Schuessler on Tuesday, March 15, 2016

https://www.facebook.com/julian.shoeslur/videos/10204391576149320/

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My Face Still Stings After Watching This Poor Dude Getting Savagely KO’d During Slap-Off

http://brobible.com/life/article/dude-kod-during-slap-off/

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News Reporter Makes Horrendously Awkward Sexual Joke While Live On-Air That’ll Leave You Cringing All Over!

http://brobible.com/life/article/news-reporter-awkward-joke-cringing-all-over/

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A High School Kid’s Mom Attacking Some Other Kid Has To Be The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever!

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/a-high-school-kids-mom-attacking-some-other-kid-on-crutches-has-to-be-the-most-embarrassing-thing-ever/

Donald Trump Is Requesting The Secret Service To C*ck Block At The Next Republican Debate?

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump sparked controversy after making his, ahem, manhood a campaign issue during Thursday’s GOP debate on Fox News. Now, a Florida activist group plans to express their distaste for Trump by hitting him where it counts.

Members of the group, which calls itself the Church of Satanic Activism or “The Church,” are planning to attend the Republican debate at the University of Miami on March 10, dressed in inflatable penis costumes in a less-than-subtle nod to Trump. They’ll don the phallic ensembles, once again, at various polling spots throughout Florida on March 15, the day of the state’s primary.

“Donald J. Trump’s a real dick, so it wasn’t much of a stretch,” Stevens told The Huffington Post. “The timing is perfect. The GOP is coming to Florida, Florida is shaped like a giant dong, and a dong is leading the GOP.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-phallus-protest_us_56d9b18ae4b03a40567853b3

 

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Man Gets The Sh!t Slapped Out Of Him For Singing About His Ex In Front Of His Wife

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3474055/Guitar-player-gets-shock-life-outside-bar-wife-overhears-reminiscing-woman-launches-violent-attack.html#v-2973328214681301468​

 

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Man With Huge Nuts Fishes 9 Foot Alligator Out Of His Pool

9-Foot Alligator Caught in Florida Family's Pool

Incredible video shows a 9-foot alligator caught in Florida family's swimming pool: "That's a big one!"

Posted by ABC News on Wednesday, March 2, 2016

https://www.facebook.com/abcnews/videos/10154165450118812/ (Video)

I would have just said F it and let the gator be, Board up the back of my house and forget I ever had a pool. Kudos to this man and his huge testicles.

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Rubio Says Trump Has A Small D!ck…….Basically

Rubio sounds like a bitter ex girlfriend. I wonder if Donald will respond to this by sleeping with Rubio’s Wife. That would really turn up the heat on this race. Get your popcorn!!!

https://vine.co/v/ig7u363QbHa (Video)

 

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Guy Tries To Bust A Beer Bottle On His Head For $25

I honestly didn’t even watch the end of the video to find out if he got his $25 or not. I sure hope so because the sound of the bottle NOT busting as it slams into his skull is tough to watch. Enjoy!!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0lZXi1KfR9k9J8xU (Video)

China Is So Pissed Off That America Has A Rover On Mars

The Guardian – China is to relocate more than 9,000 people in the lead-up to the opening of the world’s largest radio telescope later this year – a move that Beijing hopes will boost the global hunt for extraterrestrial life. Work on the 1.2bn yuan (£127m) Fast (Five-hundred-metre Aperture Spherical Radio Telescope) project began in the south-western province of Guizhou in 2011 and is expected to be completed by September. Before then 9,110 residents of Guizhou’s Pingtang and Luodian counties will be “evacuated” from their homes, the Xinhua news agency announced on Tuesday. Each will receive 12,000 yuan (£1,275) in compensation from the government’s eco-migration bureau, Xinhua added.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/16/china-relocates-9000-people-fast-telescope-search-for-aliens

So China is making 10,000 people pick up their lives and move somewhere else because they are currently getting f*cking smoked in Space Travel Exploration. America is currently pissing/marking the entire planet of Mars and so now they need to find some aliens. Hahahaha. Good Luck Losers.