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99.5 KISS Presents The Billy Madison Show 5th Anniversary Listener Bash

99.5 KISS presents The Billy Madison Show 5th Anniversary Listener Bash

Featuring Drowning Pool on Friday, November 18th, at the Aztec Theatre.

Tickets are on sale now at all Ticketmaster outlets. Grab yours before they sell out!


Kill Nard Game – Available Now

We know you love to hate Nard on The Billy Madison Show. Now it’s your turn to get him!

Download the all new “Kill Nard” app, available now for all Apple and Android devices!

The app includes:

  • Smash Nard game
  • Shoot Nard game
  • Nard soundboard
  • Listen to the show

Keep listening to The Billy Madison Show for Leaderboard Challenges.

Download The App Now!

Apple Devices
Android Devices

Screenshots from the game

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Tattoo A Hot Girl Friday

Today we took a break from tattooing Nard and Daniel to get back to what we do best on Fridays with a little twist.

Instead of inviting a creepy guy up here to spank girls, we let the girls pick out a tattoo for the first ever Tattoo A Hot Girl Friday.

Here are a few quick highlights from today:

Tattoos courtesy of Nite Owl Tattoo Studio.


BMS Tattoo Showdown

Well today we finally got to see the epic showdown of legend vs God in our tattoo show down. Before we even got started we had help from a listener who was willing to donate her backside as a prize to be tattooed for the winner of the showdown.

Thanks to our amazing spank a hot girl judges The Nard took back his crown in a close 3 to 2 vote and “I love Nard” was tattooed on one lucky listeners backside.

Listen to the entire show down here in its entirety:

Tattoos courtesy of Nite Owl Tattoo Studio.


Thunder Up!

The Spurs series vs the Oklahoma City Thunder came to a pretty craptastic end with an OKC blowout but thanks to the Spurs now Daniels end will give a whole new meaning to OKC’s battle cry of “Thunder Up!”

Daniel settled his bet with The Nard and got a “Thunder Up” tattoo on his BH (that’s the backdoor for all you common folk). Daniel went from dumbass to legend in a few short minutes and gave the city an ass to cry on.

Tattoo courtesy of Nite Owl Tattoo Studio.

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This Dumbass Changing His Tire in the MIDDLE of the Autobahn Has a Death Wish


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Hot Ass Teacher Loses Her Job but Her Snapchat Pics are Fire!!!!


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