China Is So Pissed Off That America Has A Rover On Mars

The Guardian – China is to relocate more than 9,000 people in the lead-up to the opening of the world’s largest radio telescope later this year – a move that Beijing hopes will boost the global hunt for extraterrestrial life. Work on the 1.2bn yuan (£127m) Fast (Five-hundred-metre Aperture Spherical Radio Telescope) project began in the south-western province of Guizhou in 2011 and is expected to be completed by September. Before then 9,110 residents of Guizhou’s Pingtang and Luodian counties will be “evacuated” from their homes, the Xinhua news agency announced on Tuesday. Each will receive 12,000 yuan (£1,275) in compensation from the government’s eco-migration bureau, Xinhua added.

So China is making 10,000 people pick up their lives and move somewhere else because they are currently getting f*cking smoked in Space Travel Exploration. America is currently pissing/marking the entire planet of Mars and so now they need to find some aliens. Hahahaha. Good Luck Losers.